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The Globglogabgalab

The Globglogabgalab is a morbidly obese humanoid. He lives in the basement library of the mysterious house that Strawinsky and his friends explored. He loves books.

Some other names for him are:
The shwabble-dabble-wabble-gabble flibba blabba blab
The Yeast of Thoughts and Minds

He his made of shwibbly glib-a-kind
I am the Globglogabgalab, and I love books
This library is a true treasure trove.
by ahgyhsgsgyss June 8, 2018
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he likes books and is The yeast of thoughts and mind
i am the globglogabgalab the shwibbledibbledablledabdab
by MeowMeowN January 30, 2023
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The Globglogabgolab

The act of being the yeast of thoughts and minds
Guy1: I'm the Globglogabgolab
Guy2: Ur mom
by NeptuneWasHere March 12, 2023
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The Globlogabgalab

The Globlogabgalab is mostly in librarys and is a rare sight to see, if you encounter one do not run away but listen to what it has to say. The Globlogabgalab will mostly say ¨I love books¨ and start singing about itself causing the books to come to life and vibe to his song.
The Globlogabgalab: I love books.
by IhopeIdrinkwater April 28, 2022
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the Globgogabgolab dance

A rendition orchestrate with a small number of friends as the result of when one friend has had enough of you keeping him up all night talking and watching Bernd das Brot on the hotel room tv, rage quits the night and goes and hides in the toilet, crying. This is a problem, as you and your friends are thirsty, and your miserable sulking friend has been in there for 2 hours, and, despite bribes, threats and physiological (and chemical) warfare, refuses to unlock the door and come out.
In this grace situation, there is only one option:
The Globgogabgolab Dance!
The routine involves lying face down on a double bed in the middle of the room with dog poo-bags over your heads with eye and mouth holes torn out, half, or fully naked depending on the circumstances. The next stage is for one of your friends to quickly unlock the bathroom door with a coin after first turning off the lights inside the toilet with the outside switch, and run back to the bed to join you and the others. The infuriated friend then emerges from the toilet to winless the sight of you and your friends bare-ass naked face down on the bed totally still. Then illuminated only by the moonlight and the light emitted from Bernd das Brot on the tv, the masked figures slowly rise up and griddy silently, in slow motion a-top the bed in unison. Then, progress into the Worm followed by samba routines until the victim succumbs to this torture to the eyes and either attacks you, screams, or simply dies on the spot.
“He’s been in there for hours, the Nillywig!”
“We must take dire measures and do the Globgogabgolab dance!”
by H.M.S. Sesquipedalophobia November 12, 2023
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