the gees

When your friend makes a typo of the word eggs in his biology lab report and the teacher circles said typo. Causes random outbreaks of laughter.

"The gees shell."

by Koonzie March 8, 2014

feed the geese

V: The act of masturbating.

Oh, I really had to feed the geese this morning!

by Civic Ricer January 30, 2003

Feeding the Geese

For a man, the act of pleasuring yourself in a motion that looks as if you were throwing bread crumbs on the ground for geese to eat

Mike: Hey, what is Mikko up to?

Chod: Oh, he's just in his room feeding the geese.

or

Dave: What do you wanna do after this?

Tucker: I'm probably just gonna head back to my place and feed the geese

by Barry Skanesworth July 28, 2008

Ride the Geese

To get fully inenbriated with your friends through the consumption of marijuana.

To Ride the Geese can provide a great deal of enjoyment for those involved. Just last Saturday night, Eliza and I had a dandy time Riding the Geese at Veronica's house.

by Stephcita. January 14, 2006

feed the geese

to masturbate, when done right looks like your feeding geese. also known as rubbing one out, punching the clown, relieving stress or jackin' it.

I feed the geese at least once a day, gotta make sure I don't have E.D.

by ifuckdumbbitches November 28, 2007

Feeding the geese

Another term for masturbating

Sorry that took so long I was feeding the geese

by carrie jackson May 15, 2018

what's good for the geese?

People, friends, work mates, ex's acting in a manner or doing such activites that they believe are ok for them to do but not you.

busting fellow employees for using the work phone for personal use when you do it all the time! so "what's good for the geese?" must be good for the duck.

by nasonex October 23, 2009