Definitions by ifuckdumbbitches

feed the geese 

to masturbate, when done right looks like your feeding geese. also known as rubbing one out, punching the clown, relieving stress or jackin' it.

I feed the geese at least once a day, gotta make sure I don't have E.D.

feed the geese by ifuckdumbbitches November 28, 2007

relieving stress 

to have an orgasm, term mostly used towards someone masturbating, but also can be used for sexual intercourse, which is slightly better than "mocking your member."

hey man get out of the bathroom! I'm relieving stress.

relieving stress by ifuckdumbbitches November 28, 2007

mocking your member 

to jack off. your "mocking your member" because your tugging on your own weiner, as to say "haha you can't get any!"

I called you three times! Why didn't you answer? Were you mocking your member again?

mocking your member by ifuckdumbbitches November 28, 2007

snapper olympics 

a snapper is small bowl smoked out of a bong. the snapper olympics is clearing a snapper then loading another and the next breath in is hitting the next bowl. you repeat this process until you cannot clear the bowl or choke or run out of weed.

hey man I jus bought a zip, wanna try and beat me at the snapper olympics?

snapper olympics by Ifuckdumbbitches November 24, 2007