The Gates of Hell

The Gates of Hell is male chastity devise.

It is 3-7 rings from 2" diameter, down to 1" diameter.
The steel rings are connected by a 1/2" leather strap
It limits an erect penis to a confined space, making it extremely difficult to ejaculate.

The Gates of Hell is male chastity devise.

Bob wore "the Gates of Hell" to pleasure his woman.

The Gates of Hell by stargeneral61 April 28, 2010

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The Gates of Hell

the big JC and his blast beats that rain down into the gates of hell. its a very scary and loud place located near the junction in middletown,nj. its nothing but sweat, catpiss, blast beats, and random jizz stains all of the bed. many scene bitches hang out here.

" dude its about to jim chesek out.."

"yeah The Gates of Hell man"

The Gates of Hell by icing on that cupcake July 24, 2009

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The Gates of Hell

During anal intercourse in the doggy style position - the male quickly pulls out of the female's anus, then moves towards the vagina. Before entering, the male pulls apart the labia, imitating gates to hell and thrusts inside, all whilst laughing maniacally like the Devil. In the confusion, pleasure, and potential pain, the female will likely turn round and hit the male, most commonly on the erect penis, thus with the pain imitating the fiery chasms of Hell.

Man 1: "Bro I did The Gates of Hell on her last night!"
Man 2: "WTF no way! Did your dick burn afterwards?"
Man 1: "Yeah, after the turned around and slapped the fuck out of it."

The Gates of Hell by noobmaster64 July 24, 2019

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I would rather walk briskly through the gates of hell than

A phrase which is used to emphasise how much the speaker wishes not to do or take part in some activity, used as a response to a suggestion or request.

Comedic value is gained from the over emphasis of how much the person would not like to do said activity.

May have origins in a quote from the popular computer game "The Curse of Monkey Island" released on Windows 9x

Murray: You may call me ‘Murray’! I am a powerful demonic force! I am the harbinger of your doom! And the forces of darkness will applaud me as I stride through the Gates of Hell – carrying your head on a pike!

I would rather walk briskly through the gates of hell than attend a Justin Bieber concert.

I would rather walk briskly through the gates of hell than by Elthrin November 8, 2013

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Utility beer

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.

Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.

Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022

Word of the Day on August 10, 2026

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Oinking

Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speed traps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.

"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"

"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"

Oinking by DontDrinkSoda June 29, 2013

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Hopeslop

A video or picture depicting an unrealistic scenario that is often seen as hopeful but in reality, is unrealistic or otherwise rare in real life.

"0/10 hopeslop"

Hopeslop by rawmilkconsumer69 July 13, 2026

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