The Garfield

A sexual act in which the the woman is naked and standing or leaning with her face and arms pressed against a window while being nailed from behind.

We were at this hotel on the twenty sixth floor with all glass walls, so I gave her the Garfield with the lights on.

The Garfield by EB80 January 5, 2009

The Garfield

When you are eating lasagna and get an orgasm.

Holy shit I just did The Garfield!

The Garfield by WelliStealLemons December 3, 2019

The Garfield

Fisting milfs with lasagna whilst doing a fortnite dance

Garfield lol

I do The Garfield to your mother

The Garfield by I’m gonna stiff your mom July 21, 2021

The Garfield principle 

Named after Andrew Garfield.
When a actor appears in a film/tvshow etc. making you aware of their existence, only to find out they have been in a large portion of your favourite movies or tv shows before and that you never having remembered them before now have no choice but to notice them.

Andrew Garfield appeared in The Social Network.
He also appeared in Sugar Rush, Doctor Who, The Imaginarium of Doctor Parnassus. Therefore 'The Garfield principle' was born.

The Garfield principle by McDanno September 24, 2011

The Garfield effect 

When you begin to look for Garfield, you begin to see him everywhere. For example: You see a Garfield plushie in a store or on a T-shirt someone is wearing. Garfield has bacome so mainstream over the last 40 years, that we have subconsiously erased his image from our life.

Person1: "Dude here he is again, Garfield!"
Person2: "You're just crazy, he isn't everywhere."
Person1: "I'm telling you, it's The Garfield effect."

The Garfield effect by Xrendr July 1, 2023

The Garfield Effect 

when you feel tired and off purely because it's a monday

Person: Aw man I'm suffering from The Garfield Effect today
Person2: Oh dude that sucks

The Garfield Effect by vimwit March 1, 2021

The Garfield Effect

/ðə' gar'field ɪˈfɛkt/

The Garfield Effect refers to the phenomenon that occurs when people (those particularly in a strict either working or schooling schedule), believe that Monday is to be a dreadful or worst day of the week. When in actuality, that is not the case, and another day is actually a true least favorite.

DISCLAIMER: Nothing to do with lasagna.

"I'm always worried about Monday's when actually Tuesdays are my least favorite. Must be The Garfield Effect!"

The Garfield Effect by stripedsweaters11111 May 8, 2026