the freund

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1) A hairstyle very similar to a mullet, but slightly more wavy.
2) A move in bed where you finish doing a girl from behind, flick your head back and wave your hair as if you were on a shampoo commercial, and then yell in a low voice "OH YEAH, IT'S THE FREUND!"

Girl: "Nice 'do, loser. Way to sport the freund."
You: "Haha. You know you love it, baby. Now I'll show you why they call it 'A girl's best freund.'"

After Adam finished nailing Emily from the back, he pulled the freund on her like it was his job. Mike Piazza rolled over in his grave.

the freund by Nick D October 15, 2003

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the Freudian Text game

Texting using only your phone's predictive function for the laughs.

Can be a hilarious party trick for entertainment; but is also quite revealing about what words someone regularly texts.

I was at a party with that Sally girl, we were playing the Freudian Text game, it was funny as all hell. She sent me some really messed up stuff!

the Freudian Text game by Pleiades14 December 31, 2016

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What the Freud

usually ended with "?"; an euphemism for "wtf?" ("What the fuck?") for situations when it is uncomfortable to say "fuck"

- What the Freud are you doing, man!?

What the Freud by CheerfulChe March 5, 2011

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the Freudian Slips

When and intellectual or well educated woman is preforming sex (oral or vaginal) the action of slipping down on the male penis can be referenced as the Freudian Slip.

The Freudian Slips : The way Freudian Slips down on my dick, it is easy to see she has a latent oral fixation. In

the Freudian Slips by Freudian Slips October 25, 2015

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What in the freudian fuck?!

Used to express astonishment, shock, incredulity, or disbelief about freudian relations or actions.

My girlfriend said she likes me because I look like her dad. What in the freudian fuck?!

What in the freudian fuck?! by Wurmpienator August 18, 2023

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leafers

NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.

New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.

leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005

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Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

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crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

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Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

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murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

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