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The Flat Tire 

The sound that one makes when irritated, frustrated or just pissed. Very popular in the urban world. Sounds like a leaking tire.
The Flat Tire:

Cop: Put your hands on the car.

Urban Kid: Psssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss maaaannnn (imitating the sound of a leaking deflating flat tire)
The Flat Tire by Snakepliskken November 19, 2017

the flat muffin theory 

When a muffin get pressed into the shape of a cookie and you realise that we have been cheated all along. Muffins are just fat cookies.
Mueid: Muffins are not found they are flat.
Boye: We should only sell flat muffins. Same muffin less area.
Claudia: That looks like somebody stepped on shit.
Mueid: But it's very tasty. A flat muffin is just a cookie but soft. That is the flat muffin theory. We have been eating fat cookies all along.

National Grab the flat πŸ‘ 

look at that flat πŸ‘πŸ€€ it must be national grab the flat πŸ‘ day

Is the earth flat? 

We KNOW the answer. No, the earth is not flat, it’s round like a ball, and anyone who asks that question is retarded as fuck.
Aaron: hey Matt, is the earth flat?
Matt: bruh
Aaron: ok, I’ll ask someone else.
Aaron: hey David, is the earth flat?
David: shut the fuck up!
Aaron: it’s either yes or no
Aaron: Mason, my man, is the earth flat?
Mason: no
Aaron: man they’re horrible liars

so flat the walls are jealous 

When a girl is so flat she makes even the walls jealous. The point when a girl cant get any flatter than she was when she was 3.
Kelsey is so flat the walls are jealous!
That girl over there is so flat the walls are jealous.

the world is flat 

Guy 1 - The world is flat not round

Guy 2 - You are an idiot the world is proven to be round
the world is flat by Bman98767 January 17, 2018