The Fat Guy
The Fat Guy by Theguywhofuckednathansmum July 10, 2010
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The Fat Guy
J: "i wonder if The Fat Guy has Destruction Derby 2 yet"
N "yeah Garfat hires new shit to copy every week"
J: "Lets go see the fat cunt then"
N: "yeah, lets see how much lunch is on his tit"
N "yeah Garfat hires new shit to copy every week"
J: "Lets go see the fat cunt then"
N: "yeah, lets see how much lunch is on his tit"
The Fat Guy by theguywhofuckednathansmum July 11, 2010
The Fat Guy's Fridge Dilemma
The dilemma / paradox that arrives when you think of the insides of a fat guy's fridge. Would it be full, because he's fat? Would it be empty, because he ate it all, because he's fat? We will never know.
PROF: Alright kids, guess how full my fridge is.
STUDENT 1: It's full because you are so fat!
STUDENT 2: No! It's empty because he ate it all!
PROF: That is called The Fat Guy's Fridge Dilemma!
STUDENT 1: It's full because you are so fat!
STUDENT 2: No! It's empty because he ate it all!
PROF: That is called The Fat Guy's Fridge Dilemma!
The Fat Guy's Fridge Dilemma by Slimmy Pimmy November 29, 2025
Don't get the fat guy
A phrase to be said to anyone that ask for advice when going to the DMV for a driving test. The assumption is that the fat guy is a dick and will grade you tough.
Matt: I have my driving test in twenty minutes!!!!!!! What should I do!!!!!!!!!!
Michael: DON'T GET THE FAT GUY!!
Michael: DON'T GET THE FAT GUY!!
Don't get the fat guy by Stauder October 21, 2009
The Cool Fat Guy
An emerging trend, generally wears hoodies and XL t shirts proclaiming their love for a specific food, has some form of gelled hair, owns at least 1 leather jacket. They generally have a penchant for sun glasses and knowing a few chords of guitar. The ones with TV shows generally permanently ruin any restaurant they go to. Guy Fieri, Adam Richman, and Big Hoss and from Pawn Stars are all cool fat guys.
Adam Richman can eat over 10 pounds of meat and deep fried food in one sitting, play several guitar chords, and has an almost pompadour, he is THE cool fat guy
The Cool Fat Guy by dabearjew92 May 15, 2010
Stealthie
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.