The farts
A rapid onset of multiple and uncontrollable farts after eating an offending meal. Typically acute but can be chronic based on the frequency of consumption of the offending item(s).
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suck the farts
term of endearment. an act of worship of the object of your desire. being prepared to do anything to make that person happy
suck the farts by Bobman UK October 27, 2006
Related Words
The farts • the fartshitters • the fartshocker • suck the farts • separate the poo from the farts • The Laughing Farts • farts from the front • The one where peter farts into mega face • *shits and farts on ur face while u on the toilet naked cutely* • Normally occurs at the tail-end of an upset-stomach deuce. When you fire off a bunch of quick-hitting farts, in a firecracker pattern, with no substance or stink with the sound being amplified by the toilet bowl.
separate the poo from the farts
referring to Judge Judy interrogating the plaintiffs and deciding on the case "wow she really knows how to separate the poo from the farts"
separate the poo from the farts by shthed October 2, 2025
The Laughing Farts
When you have built up gas that you've been trying to hold in, and something makes you laugh. This results in a vicious cycle of losing control of your bowel and anal muscles and farting up a storm from the impact of the laughter, then laughing more at the farts, causing more farts, which causes more laughs, which causes more farts, and more laughs, and more farts until there is no gas left inside of you.
Farts usually expel in rhythmic timing according to the laughs. It's like unintentionally playing an instrument.
Farts usually expel in rhythmic timing according to the laughs. It's like unintentionally playing an instrument.
The Laughing Farts:
Yesterday at school I was holding in a fart, and my friend passed me a note that made me giggle, and I lost control for a second and blew a huge one. So then I started laughing even more and I farted even more and I had to run to the bathroom laughing and farting and the whole school was watching me. Traumatizing.
Yesterday at school I was holding in a fart, and my friend passed me a note that made me giggle, and I lost control for a second and blew a huge one. So then I started laughing even more and I farted even more and I had to run to the bathroom laughing and farting and the whole school was watching me. Traumatizing.
The Laughing Farts by Tatertawt24 August 21, 2012
farts from the front
farts from the front by niodin March 10, 2008
The one where peter farts into mega face
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The one where peter farts into mega face- NARTHAN SHUT UP NARTHAN SHUT UP NARTHAN SHUT UP NARTHAN SHUT UP NARTHAN SHUT UP NARTHAN SHUT UP NARTHAN SHUT UP NARTHAN SHUT UP NARTHAN SHUT UP NARTHAN SHUT UP
The one where peter farts into mega face by MaxZigZagz November 3, 2020
The one where peter farts into mega face
The one where peter farts into mega face by POGGERSVHUN F November 3, 2020
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Salad Days
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Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
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Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
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A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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