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The farts

A rapid onset of multiple and uncontrollable farts after eating an offending meal. Typically acute but can be chronic based on the frequency of consumption of the offending item(s).
I ate Taco Hell and now I have a serious case of the farts.
by Aquemini June 2, 2015
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suck the farts

term of endearment. an act of worship of the object of your desire. being prepared to do anything to make that person happy
"i love Gill so much I'd suck the farts right out of her arse"
by Bobman UK October 27, 2006
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tell the difference between 2 things very well, with dire consequences.
referring to Judge Judy interrogating the plaintiffs and deciding on the case "wow she really knows how to separate the poo from the farts"
by shthed October 2, 2025
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The Laughing Farts

When you have built up gas that you've been trying to hold in, and something makes you laugh. This results in a vicious cycle of losing control of your bowel and anal muscles and farting up a storm from the impact of the laughter, then laughing more at the farts, causing more farts, which causes more laughs, which causes more farts, and more laughs, and more farts until there is no gas left inside of you.

Farts usually expel in rhythmic timing according to the laughs. It's like unintentionally playing an instrument.
The Laughing Farts:
Yesterday at school I was holding in a fart, and my friend passed me a note that made me giggle, and I lost control for a second and blew a huge one. So then I started laughing even more and I farted even more and I had to run to the bathroom laughing and farting and the whole school was watching me. Traumatizing.
by Tatertawt24 August 21, 2012
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farts from the front

Indian name for a female that when she farts it comes out the either side.
Haha.. you're indian name should be Farts from the Front.
by niodin March 10, 2008
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