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the expedition

The Expedition is the sexual act of placing two in the front and six in the rear. Normally accomplished by placing the index and middle finger of one hand in the vagina and the pinky finger of the same hand and the entire other hand in the anus of your partner (lube optional). A derivative of the minivan where 2 are in the front and only 5 in the rear.
"Dude, my girlfriend is so loose in the trunk now the Minivan doesn't cut it. Last night I went with The Expedition on her ass."
the expedition by of the clan Macleod September 30, 2013
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The Mount Everest Sexpedition 

The sexual position involving at least 6 inches of snow on the ground, a rickety sled, and a slutty broad. Lay said slutty broad on old rickety sled at the bottom of a very steep hill. Proceed to undress down to your birthday suit and prepare for your sexpedition. Now that the ground work is complete, finally thrust the slutty broad all the way to the top of the hill where you cum on her face to mark your victory of the completion of the sexpedition.
Kevin: Dude I just did the Mount Everest Sexpedition!
Tyler: No way! How did that go?
Kevin: Well I made it..... but i cant say the same for her......
An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008