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the expedition

The Expedition is the sexual act of placing two in the front and six in the rear. Normally accomplished by placing the index and middle finger of one hand in the vagina and the pinky finger of the same hand and the entire other hand in the anus of your partner (lube optional). A derivative of the minivan where 2 are in the front and only 5 in the rear.
"Dude, my girlfriend is so loose in the trunk now the Minivan doesn't cut it. Last night I went with The Expedition on her ass."
by of the clan Macleod September 30, 2013
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The Mount Everest Sexpedition

The sexual position involving at least 6 inches of snow on the ground, a rickety sled, and a slutty broad. Lay said slutty broad on old rickety sled at the bottom of a very steep hill. Proceed to undress down to your birthday suit and prepare for your sexpedition. Now that the ground work is complete, finally thrust the slutty broad all the way to the top of the hill where you cum on her face to mark your victory of the completion of the sexpedition.
Kevin: Dude I just did the Mount Everest Sexpedition!
Tyler: No way! How did that go?
Kevin: Well I made it..... but i cant say the same for her......
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