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the essentials 

kick-ass band from Seminole, FL. They rock the house hardcore style. An awesome mix of musical genres such as Indie and Retro Rock. Some of their greatest influences are The Beatles, The Pixies, The White Stripes, Yo La Tengo, and The Doors. For more info. see www.theessentialsrock.com
Jimpi, Mada Condor, Fat Jew, and Milt playes some wicked awesome stuff. They are in a band called The Essentials!
the essentials by Alex March 16, 2005
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essentialist of the essential

Essential workers that are so badass and fearless they are viewed by society as having a fucking legendary and almost mythical status. Someone who never surrenders, backs down, or calls in sick despite the danger.
JerDawg is totally the essentialist of the essential. He's so badass and fearless that even the gangsters in his neighborhood are forced to show respect!

the essential three 

Love to make us weak
Alcohol to make is strong
and our girls when both make us
hit the floor.
C.M.H.A.B. Love Star. The essential three get us through life.

the essential three 

Three TV shows that CANNOT be missed every week. In the event that you won't be home at the correct time, they must be video taped.
"I'm going away this week, but it's okay, I'm taping the essential three."
An armpit enthusiast — typically of the scent, appearance, and touch of hairy underarms.
That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.
Pitpig by wimbledon May 28, 2026
Word of the Day on May 29, 2026

You the birthday

You the birthday-you the point, you the topic, the reason we here, can be used as a compliment / u looking good or silly/trolling
Nah fr, you the birthday, you got all the attention.
You the birthday by Dev-in April 4, 2026
Word of the Day on May 28, 2026

church hurt 

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
Word of the Day on May 27, 2026