The equality.

Also referred to as "Teh equality". <br>You in relation to your love interest/the addition. Called the equality because you think you're their equal.

Mandi: "OMG he and I are perfect. I am the equality."<br>Heather: *nods*

The equality. by Heather (Ya Know) December 26, 2007

The Equality Trust 

An organisation that thrives to support offensive ideology, such as the forbidding of inequalities in the UK.

The Equality Trust is a fucking Gay

The Equality Trust by Cocaine Smuggler December 17, 2017

The Rule of Bitch Equality

The highest arching rule in any friendship that allows complete equality or level of bitchiness to be matched by the the other friend/friends with impunity (if your friend is being a bitch you can be a bitch back)

Sarah was being such a bitch today so I told her to fuck off and she started yelling at me. Like have you never heard of The Rule of Bitch Equality?!

The Rule of Bitch Equality by That bitch tree May 14, 2018

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012