the employer

bruce springsteen

annie and i are going to see the employer this thursday

by michael foolsley December 22, 2009

The Great Employer

One of the Trumpster’s favorite nicknames for himself when he’s feeling low and trying to suck up to Hispanics.

At varying times in my ultra-successful life I have been called The Great Employer since all of my ultra-successful businesses have steadily employed so many undocumented immigrants that you probably would be unable to count them since they are in fact not documented!

by Dr Bunnygirl July 25, 2020

The Employee Discount

A sexual maneuver in which a person takes his/her sexual partner to his/her place of employment, fucks him/her vigorously, then takes $50 from the cash register and leaves.

"My girlfriend and I did The Employee Discount last night! We almost got caught, but now I have 50 bucks!"

by Walkwin December 19, 2008

serving the employees

The act of bringing pleasure to your bosses on a daily basis in exchange for salary

That HR Ho just had an anniversary. That makes 3 years she be serving the employees, I hope she gets a raise!

by SlayerSusie September 21, 2011

employee of the month

An uncaring individual of a retail or customer service establishment who has no interest whatsoever in helping you.

Always there when you don't need them, and never around when you do.

Oh great, now I have to track down the employee of the month to get one of these stereos.

by RidinDirty August 12, 2006

employee of the month

someone who is both a winner & a loser at the same time

look at that employee of the month. what a dork!

by tomcon5 February 28, 2009

Employee of the Month

The most belittling thing in the universe that an organization can do to a worker.

Employee of the Month? Are you fucking kidding me right now? There is no bigger insult to a working person than "Employee of the Month"!

by TheFleeceMan September 4, 2019