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The Duck 

A duck which lives in the center of the earth that will one day bring about the apocalypse unless mankind either keeps feeding him bread or uses water to cool down the earth's core.
"How can you not know about the duck unless you are some kind of douchebag?"
The Duck by supercoolpersondudeman February 1, 2009
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the duck 

a lazy person with freckles on his face and looks like a ripe banana, tends to be a lagger and has an excuse for everything and when drunk is known to quack loudly and vigorously when in danger.
Hey your being the duck today whats wrong with your queerbait!
the duck by henducks daddy March 7, 2010

The duck 

While having sex if the women does not cooperate then you drag her into the middle of a creek and throw a rock at her head. Once it hits her you yell duck to warn her it’s about to hit her
“Hey Marrisa, duck
The duck includes a rock and sex
The duck by Da duckus December 21, 2020

The Duck 

Someone is a professional at thorough blow-jobs that leave you satisfied on all fronts, also this person has given just enough of them so they can profile your needs.

This term was invented at Wells College in Aurora, NY by members of the men's basketball team in its early years.
We're having a party later maybe The Duck will come and finish us all off.

or

That girl says she likes me, fuck that, The Duck should know her role by now!
The Duck by TheMahico1989 October 23, 2014

The Duck 

Historical spot in Harford County, MD. Founded by Susquehannock Native Americans. Called the duck because the Indians would come here and hunt duck and cook it on the fire; now it's a dope spot.
"Let's go to the duck tonight."
The Duck by Duck man davey July 4, 2016

the duck song 

a song about a duck who comes to a lemonade stand every day asking if they have any grapes, thus making the stand owner very mad. can be found on youtube
A duck walked up to a lemonade stand, and he said to the man running the stand,
"hey!" bum bum bum..."got any grapes?"

the duck song
the duck song by jonas_luvr29839 January 19, 2010

The duck effect 

A psychological phenomenon where a chick is rejected by the mother duck due to an unwanted human interaction. Can be displayed in humans.
I touched her bag and now she wants me to buy a new one, it must be the duck effect.
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
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