the dirty mitten Share definition Flag n. The state of Michigan. Named such due to its shape and filth....or....errr...ruggedness, or something. Me: I live in the Dirty Mitten. Me: Detroit Crunkstars' first album is called "Dirty Mitten Funk" the dirty mitten by roller May 29, 2005 0 0 Get merch Get the the dirty mitten mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch