the David 

an Asian hairstyle, much like the mullet. often featuring highlights of unnatural colors, extra long tails, and may be accompanied by a poor fashion sense.

Omigod! I can't believe that old man is rocking the David.

the David by Di S. May 31, 2007

the david 

to get pussy multiple times a day

god hes so lucky, he does the david all the time

the david by [e-mail] May 1, 2008

the david 

to jack off multiple times in a day

I do the david once in awhile, ya know?

the david by gogglespinoy April 27, 2008

The David 

Referring to Michelangelo’s famous nude sculpture, implying that you need to put some pants on.

Dude you can’t just walk around in The David.

The David by Da One, Da One, Da Only One May 10, 2018

The David Bowie Effect 

After the death of David Bowie in 2016, the world has gone to to hell in a handbasket. His death was only the beginning.

"Ya know, nothing's been right since Bowie died a couple years ago. So much shit going on."
"Yeah, that's The David Bowie Effect for you..."

The David Bowie Effect by Marshel5AQW November 12, 2018

The David Baxter 

The David Baxter is the best way to describe the most gentle, caring, giving father, aka Pops, that me as a daughter can describe. If u saw pops, u saw me, Amy. At least untill he died September 6th, 2019. Then apart of me died that day.

The David Baxter way of doing things doesn't exist anymore. Get it your own damn self.

The David Baxter by Noresun2noAmy2 September 27, 2021

The David Blaine 

When your getting a girl from behind and you let your friend take your place without her knowing, you run outside and knock on the window and wave to her yelling Wahlah!

I was with her the other night and we pulled The David Blaine on her, it was priceless!

The David Blaine by Soccer Kid12 June 21, 2010