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the crud 

An outbreak of Herpes Simplex II on the mouth, genitals, anus, or other body part.
Suzie didn't make Jimbo wear a condom, and now she's got the crud.
the crud by Asherael December 22, 2007

The Crud 

A name for the depression you feel after making a large monetary purchase. Often associated with anxiety and regret, even if there was initial excitement and joy leading up to and immediately following the purchase.
You just bought a new car or a flat screen TV... or you just returned from an exensive vacation. "My new TV is awesome, but I still have the crud from buying it." or "Today's my first day back at work after our trip to the South of France. Man have I got the vacation crud."
The Crud by Nilli February 18, 2009

The Crud 

A sickness: maybe contagious, probably not. Like the name, it makes you feel like crud. Typically comes around when the seasons change and makes you cruddy
“You wanna go to the lake, Jepp?” “Nah man I’m at home I got the crud” “Well dead gum that’s cruddy” “Yeah, I know”
The Crud by Wordsyouneverheard September 5, 2022

The Iraqi crud 

A generic sickness felt by almost all members of the Armed Forces serving in Iraq. Its symptoms include, but are not limited to, diarrea, nausea, bubble guts, extreme amounts of gas, congestion
Soldier 1: Dude you just blew up that shitter

Soldier 2: Yeah I got another case of the Iraqi crud
The Iraqi crud by fat ass101 April 30, 2009

The Crude Brothers 

“The Crude Brothers” is a YouTube channel ran by a son and his father. They both eat extremely spicy foods, while uploading them later to YouTube.
Hey Zach, I just got done watching “The Crude Brothers” video that you were talking about earlier!
The Crude Brothers by ehcloud January 28, 2019

the creeping crude 

A cluster of spreading, oozing, weepy sores that
migrate on skin. The sores are red with yellow
crusts. Thought to be spread by poor hygiene.
It was 1956 in Florida that I first heard this term.
She had the creeping crude on her forearms.
the creeping crude by S. McHugh January 5, 2009
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No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
Word of the Day on November 7, 2026
EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."
EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026
Word of the Day on November 6, 2026
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