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Lead Up The Cornhole

The act in which during sexual intercourse, a man slides a sharpened pencil up the womans anus; who unexpecting the intense pain, screams at the male. This works when you can't get a woman to moan otherwise.
"She just wasn't feeling it. So I had to give her a Lead Up The Cornhole. She screamed for ages afterwards."

"FML. He gave me a Lead Up The Cornhole last night 'cos I wouldn't orgasm."

cornhole the roll 

before anal sex with a partner, a man wraps a Fruit by the Foot around his erect penis, before entering the anal cavity the man exclaims "3 Feet of Fun!” the man then thrust his partner’s anus aggressively until the entire Fruit by the Foot roll is engulfed in the partner’s anus (NOTE: it is not a true cornhole the roll unless "3 Feet of Fun!” is exclaimed by the man)
“Get ready for 3 Feet of Fun!” James exclaimed as he began to cornhole the roll into Amanda.

The German Cornhole 

When having gay sex and you roll your partner over, jump off of a high surface, and penetrate his anus. After you are firmly planted into your partner, you twist around and shit down his back.
Jonny: My dad and I did The German Cornhole last week. Im still trying to get ahold of some anal bleach. And I STILL need to scrub the shit off of my back.

cornhole on the cob 

good ol' fashioned butt sex
She was always up for tryin new things, so last night we had some cornhole on the cob.

Cornhole Up The Poop Chute

Anal sex....vigorously....as in balls slapping the butt cheeks while fucking the living shit out of someone in the ass.
"Tonight, I'm really going to give that skank from the office a little cornhole up the poop chute. She won't be able to shit for a week."

The Cornholers Suprize 

Very rude and rather evil to use... The Cornholers Suprize is a near fail proof way to insure that the reciever NEVER comes back to your bed.
Process is very simple...
1- Get the target into having sex with you.
2- Achieve the doggy stlye position.
3- Just be for you blow your load, accidently cramp your wang balls deep in to targets butthole.
4- To make sure they stay away. be VERY VERY rude about it. Never I say NEVER utter the words "I'm sorry".
My ex keep cock blocking me at partys. So I sweet talked her into one last round of good by sex. HAHA! You should have seen the look on her face when I gave her "The Cornholers Suprize"! She has not been around since.