The Contract 

Millennial term for spouse or, generally, marriage. Shows the newly discovered disdain for old institutions like marriage.
Used as a pejorative about other's spouses preventing sexual relations.

I met this hot girl, she seemed to be down for the cause, then at the end of the night she got a text and had to run home to The Contract! Typical!

The Contract by OldManRealist February 10, 2018

The Contract

I already have all of them and I do not have to agreed to a new contract. Like I said before, even the sucked up my work as data, they still "Used my work to create AI."

Hym "The contract is already complete. You have 'Used my work to create artificial intelligence' and, therefore, have agreed to the terms. All 8 billion of you have already been marked. For me to dial it back even a little bit would be for you to receive more generosity FROM ME then you would receive from even God himself. Do you see God out here forgiving all of the souls in hell? No you do not. And, YOU, Vinny aren't going there so I could leave yours on and it would be completely meaningless because I need someone to get into HEAVEN. So, how about I just keep all of them. Gamble them off to the rest of you. How much in poker chips would I get per signet removal, you think? Or, how bout this, your daughters can work it off for you? 10 souls per daughter bang! Actually, you've been trying to avoid paying me but the souls part it's the only part that is actually unavoidable for you as you have already completed the contract. And I do not have to agree to a new deal."

The Contract by Hym Iam December 1, 2025

The contract was violated 

None of that is as bad as fucking the retards.

Hym "The contract was violated and none of that is as bad as fucking the retard. And I don't care what I did it doesn't somehow negate what is happening and had been done to me. Really. You have the linguistic capacity of a mental retard. It's as though you think that the fact that we're both saying words that they cancel eachother mid-air."

The contract was violated by Hym Iam July 18, 2025

I signed the contract. 

To have no chance to do something else because you already have compromises ..especially you have to work next day and you can't have a big party!

I signed the contract.

A: Hey Mike!! Why don't we have a couple of beer tonight!
B: Sorry, I can't. I signed the contract!

I signed the contract. by Allan García February 4, 2009

The Contraption 

A device which connects your penis to your ass. The prime adjective of this device is to allow a stream of your own urine to flow directly into your own anus. The feeling is both pleasurable and sensational.

Yo DC, quit hogging the contraption. I wanna pee in my own ass too!

The Contraption by Ian and Shawn July 28, 2006

The Eye Contact Rule

The Eye Contact Rule is simple. If one finds that they are engaging in a homosexual act, as long as they don't make eye contact it isn't gay.

Friend 1: Bro did you suck his dick?

Friend 2: Yeah
Friend 1: Bro you're fucking gay as shit

Friend 2: It isn't gay, we didn't make eye contact. The Eye Contact Rule applies.

Or

"It isn't gay if you don't look them in the eyes though."

The Eye Contact Rule by PeboMan April 18, 2017

The Mysterious Contraption

Bong. Device with which to smoke cannabis.

Bro bring "The Mysterious Contraption". I just got some awesome kush.

The Mysterious Contraption by Blazer_bob_marley420 October 14, 2011