The Cold War

When you put a rectal thermometer in the freezer and then flip a coin to see who’s ass the thermometer goes in, they call the coin flip The Cold War.

They did The Cold War to decide who started first for beer pong.

by Dirty WAHP January 16, 2022

The cold war

A war that included 2 most known wars such as the Vietnam War and the soviet Afghanistan war.

The cold war lasted from 1947-1991 Which started with the 2 global super powers, USSR. USA. breaking allianced and because the berlin airlift. And ended with the soviet union, USSR. Collapsing .

by REE man September 19, 2020

the cold war

When Your fucking in a pool and your cum shoots into your body due to the lack of body heat.

My mom wanted to go swimming, it turned into The Cold War.

by Yovanna Ventura October 6, 2016

Fighting in the Cold War

Refers to having sex with a girl on her period.

The definition refers to the cold war fought against the Communists who commonly used red as their primary color.

Similar in meaning to "Getting your redwings"

Male version:

Joe: "Hey Tim, what happened last night after you left with Mary?"
Tim: "Oh man, it was nuts I ended up fighting in the Cold War."

Female version:

"Jill, have you ever let anyone fight in your cold war?"

by Jessica G September 18, 2006

Aftermath: the Cold War

A cold war mod in the development process for the game Hearts of Iron Iv

Yo, Check out the new hoi4 mod "Aftermath: the Cold War" on Steam

by AverageVietnameseUser March 3, 2026

The Cold Painting War

The Cold Painting War is being defined as a state of geopolitical tension, after the introduction of Pissimism as an artistic movement. , between powers in the Western Bloc (the Shitonsnow Unition) under the command of Christina KonopHollyshitherlastnameissofuckinglong and powers in the Eastern Bloc (the Pissonsnow Union) Under the command of B.M Yacine who has an Algerian origins. Painting by shit on the west while painting by piss on the east, the two camps established the cold painting war. Why cold you ask ? Neah it is not like the cold war, but because it was snowing and that is cold.

Example 1 : What is the cold painting War ?

It is a war between two idiots, one shit on snow, while the other pisses on it.

Example 2 :-Mom! check out what I've drawn with my piss on the snow.

- Oh! Good work son! you'll be the next B.m Yacine and start a new movement of Post-Pissimism.

by Pissimism September 2, 2018