The Civil War

A beard in which the only bare portion of skin is that of the chin. Intimidating beyond all belief, especially when coupled with reading glasses.

The name is derived from the period in which the style of beard thrived most, the civil war.

Those who wear the Civil War as their facial hair style of choice are 93% more likely to murder and/or speak in colonial English.

"Man, that is an awesome beard."

"Its actually The Civil War, ass wipe. Note the connecting mustache but lack of chin hair."

"Sorry! Thats an awesome Civil War!"

"Time to die!"

The Civil War by MarcLittle December 18, 2008

The Civil War

A event which occurred on February 45th in which the Ninjas defeated the Myths on a quest of who could get the most victory royales.

“Hey dude do you know who won the Civil War?!”
“Yeah the Ninjas, they had so many clean head shots!”

The Civil War by Maxwell abudalas December 4, 2018

The Civil War

The war in which if we lost, we would all become French, if we had been fighting in Europe.

"dood, i was thinking about what would've happened if we lost that civil war thing...we'd all be like french or somethin."

The Civil War by Jo' Mama May 16, 2003

The Civil War

Was lost during Reconstruction evidenced by Jim Crow and Segreation therefore won by the Civil Rights movement

The Civil War was racist

The Civil War by Atom Ekwillz Adam July 17, 2026

The Bungie Civil War 

also known as The BCW. you want the short or long version? doesn't matter, i'm giving a short version.

February 2021 - a particular bungie employee said "@NobleFourOF ok, what ever, nigger" and deleted it after he (or she if you are a faithless imperial) found out that NobleFourOF got a screenshot of it.

who took who? what took what? factions?

aggression - The New Bungie Empire, furries, destiny 2 players, streamers and shitposters and later on pedophiles
oppression - Halo Rebels, CoD Shitposters, Cyberpunk shitposters, Fallout shitposters (namely ParodyPreston) and TES shitposters (namely UselessLydia , StoneFistGalmar and a hybrid account of UlfricODST)

stirring the pot event - so yeah, obviously it divided many including the Rebels for example the TES community because some supported the New Bungie Empire without knowing what really happened.

May 2021 - reawakening the nightmare of every child. too dramatic? ok, i'll rename it. "turning the negative tide."

yes, that was like a final act against the innocent Rebels. that same racist, furry, groomer bungie employee pulled out his final card. the pedophile card. he got all his pedophile friends to get most of the Rebels suspended. some of these rebels include... BuckButBased , UlfricODST , ParodyPreston , UselessLydia , MaraWithCatEars , Echo_3_1 , ChasingGhosts14 and StormcloakODST where StormcloakODST has been around since 2016.

aftermath? twitter is now a safehouse for pedophiles once more.

man 1 - i don't believe it. The Bungie Civil War was actually real.
man 2 - yeah, and the New Bungie Empire tried to cover it up.
man 3 - i suppose we could boycott destiny 2.
man 2 - seems like we are all branded villains these days.
man 1 - i can't believe Bungie betrayed us all like this.

The Bungie Civil War by StormcloakODST July 16, 2021

The Internet Civil War 

The Internet Civil War started with Zoe Quinn when she released Depression Quest on Steam August 11 2014. A few days later shots where fired by her ex boyfriend by reviling that she was receiving positive coverage from a journalist with whom she was in a relationship. That when Quinn declared war on her ex. The group called GamerGate gave help to the ex to stop Quinn forcing her ideology that when The Left went to war with them.
The Left knew The Right might attack so they crossed the neutral Youtube which pissed off Google so Google joined the war to stop The Left from getting any closer to The Right.
By June, The Internet was divided into two parts The Feminist Powers and The Fedora Powers.
By 2015 while the Civil War was going on the elections of 2016 started. When Trump was looked like he was about to win the RNC, The Feminist Powers tried to cause a coup to overthrow the male lead United Nation with Quinn asking the U.N. to create a censorship group to stop 'cyber-bulling'
THANKFULLY THE COUP FAILED THANK GOD
To this day the dying feminist still have a small amount of power in the U.N.
If that wasn't enough The Left attacked Women Against Feminism this pissed off WAF so hard that they went to war with The Left on the spot.
This war is still going and the war seems to be cooling down and the Left looks like they are about to win but if WAF joins the Fedoras the Left will fall

9GAGER : Oh my GOD, THOSE FEMINAZIS LOOK LIKE THEY'RE GOING TO CENSOR US , BRO!
4CHANER: JUST HANG ON THERE BRO, JUST KEEP YOUR FAITH ON GENERAL DUKE UNIVERSITY , WE WILL TAKE THIS NAZIS OUT OF CHANIA
8CHANER: GUYS THE SAFE SPACE AIR FORCE IS COMING
4CHANER: GET YOU'RE TRIGGER POST READY, LET'S WIN THE INTERNET CIVIL WAR

The Internet Civil War by The Letter X January 2, 2017

The Sealand Civil War 

The largest war in human history, taking place in the country of Sealand.
Over 100 million died.

Man: I got drafted
Woman: Why!?
Man: To fight in the Sealand Civil War and protect my country!

The Sealand Civil War by ThyOfThee September 2, 2023