the chainsaw

The sexual act of taking a girl's virginity while she sits atop a working dryer filled with 4-5 pairs of shoes or otherwise bulky items.

note: it is not okay to go vroom vroom or attempt to make any other chainsaw noises throughout the process.

Yo bitch, these last few-- haha I'm just playin. Seriously, what I was gonna say was that these last few months we've spent together have been really special and I was thinking that maybe we could step it up a bit. What do I have in mind? Hahah. Well I really wanna do the chainsaw. Don't laugh! Haha. C'mon. This means a lot to me, and my mom just got a Kenmore.

by Maytag September 18, 2006

Chainsaw

Thing you use to kill zombies.

I know I guy who chops up wood with his chainsaw. Idiot.

by Phantom Definition Writer October 29, 2005

Chainsaw

A suitable replacement for the word "fuck." Used by Jon Lajoie in his song "Fuck everything."

I don't give a chainsaw about anything, chainsaw everything, WHAT

by smreidy July 29, 2011

Chainsaw

A concoction of ice cold tequila, tabasco, Roses, and lemon-lime mix Garnished with black pepper. Co-invented by the LV4.

After the Cubbies game the LV4 headed to the Gingerman to have a few chainsaw shots along with their brewskis.

by LV4 February 6, 2008

chainsaw

Normally a power tool. Recently used as the weapon of choice in a multitude of gore films.

Cody loves Chainsaws because that's what the villian uses to kill his victims.

by Cody Wessel September 11, 2006

chainsaw

to fuck someone...while making absurd chainsaw noises...(not recommended with someone u like or love)...also works without the noises.

man i gave that girl the chainsaw last night...(chainsaw noises)

by TOMMMYYYYYYYYYY May 21, 2007

chainsaw

a)A motor-driven spiked chain. Can range in size from a couple of inches to several metres. The chain moves at a high speed, and with great power. It can do the work of a manual saw in a fifth of the time.

b) to use a) to destroy something.

"I need a chainsaw to cut down this tree."

"I chainsawed the tree"

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 15, 2004