The Cauldron

One of the craziest sex acts (if you can call it that!) known to man. What you need is a taker (cauldron) and a giver (male). Once your taker is kneeled comfortably, mouth agape, the giver commences to piss, shit, and cum (in no particular order, mind you) into the Cauldron, after which the conCOCKtion is deilberatly stirred using the penis.

Customer: Yo, I need a real freak. I been watching so much porn nothing phases me.

Pimp: I gots you, this girl over here Sheronda will do anything, and I mean ANYTHING. Hell, last night she let this dude do the Cauldron on her!

by Jack the stoner July 4, 2009

the cauldron

To place your testicles into the mouth of a female with a carbonated beverage in her mouth; preferably sprite, because the lack of caffeine makes it feel super good; while the gal in question gargles the beverage, surrounding the testicles

"yo did u cook in the cauldron with ariel?"
"yea man, i soo did that right after i gave her a ride on the Alaskan pipeline"

by efiki December 12, 2007

Stirring the Cauldron

A slang term used for giving a handjob while wearing Bugles corn snacks on your fingers (also known as "witches hands"). The act is continued until completion.

Amy: "Did you hear about what Kelly did to her new boyfriend?"
Janice: "No, what happened?"
Amy: "They were in his basement the other night and Kelly was stirring the cauldron"

by droolyface December 14, 2021

Stirring the Cauldron

a sexual act performed around halloween. Both individuals put on witches hats and begin having intercourse. The Penetrator must start over his partner, dick down into her "cauldron" and jirate in a stirring motion to create a love potion.

So there we were, stirring the cauldron to stop it from boiling over on the bed, waiting for a little trick or treat...

by Happy_Flasher October 1, 2020

The Black Cauldron

This may be one of Disney's weaker films, but it is certainly far from worse. Based on Lloyd Alexander's "Chronicles of Prydain" book series, "The Black Cauldron" takes a major turn in style for Disney movies by having dark colors, no songs, and even some really scary imagry that it caused it to be the company's first PG rated film. In fact a lot had to be cut because they thought that it might get a PG-13 or R rating. The film might've been a box office failure and it's a movie Disney says their ashamed of, but the fact that it has developed a cult following shows that it has something to like in it. Check it out, and see what you like

Person 1: "You've ever seen 'The Black Cauldron'? I hear it's Disney's worst film"

Person 2: "I wouldn't be so sure on that. I've seen it, and to be fair it's not that bad. There's enough scenes that make it entertaining, including John Hurt as the awesome villain."

by viva riolu February 24, 2012

The Black Cauldron

the worst disney movie ever made.

Person #1: What are you up to?
Person #2: just about to watch The Black Cauldron
Person #1: NOOOOOO!

by Virginia Jane June 20, 2009

The witches cauldron

The witches cauldron is when you get a massive fucking cauldron and mix all drugs known to man in there then proceeded to get high off of the fumes

Guy 1 : "Dude I was at this wicked house party last night I got soooo fucked"
Guy 2: "Oh shit what did you take"
Guy 1: "Bro we smoked the witches cauldron"
Guy 2: "Fuckkkkkkk"

by Midgets piss me off January 6, 2022