the bullseye

When you're nailing a babe from behind, whilst downing an entire tall boy Natty Ice. Upon finishing, crushing the can on her back, so as to form a red ring on it. Then aiming any and all ejaculates toward said ring.

Oh my god, I can't believe that asshole gave me the bullseye the other night!

the bullseye by joeyhotshot January 12, 2011

hit the bullseye 

When you think someone is gay and then your suspicions get confirmed

I saw this girl and my gaydar pinged. Then i started speaking to her and said she had a girlfriend, I hit the bullseye

hit the bullseye by Too cool and too gay July 7, 2018

Ride like the wind, Bullseye!

(phrase / battle cry / life philosophy)

A chaotic battle cry for making reckless decisions with full confidence — usually shouted before doing something dumb, heroic, or both. May also be used to hype someone up before diving into action — whether it’s starting a big task, racing a deadline, or just leaving somewhere in dramatic fashion.

Usually yelled when:

- You’re late, broke, tired, or emotionally unstable — but you’re going anyway.

- You’re doing something way above your skill level.

- You’ve accepted chaos as a lifestyle.

Examples:

Friend 1: “We’re late for the concert!”
Friend 2: “Ride like the wind, Bullseye!” 🚀

Friend 1: “Bro, the cops are right behind us!”
Friend 2: “Ride like the wind, Bullseye!” 🐎💨

Friend 1: “We only have 3% gas and no GPS.”
Friend 2: “Ride like the wind, Bullseye!”

Before chugging your coffee at 8:59 a.m.: “Ride like the wind, Bullseye!”

Synonyms: “Let’s roll!”, “Giddy up!”, “Full send!”

Ride like the wind, Bullseye! by Thejocdoc November 11, 2025