the brains

Grab your balls very tightly so that they squeeze together forming the image of....a brain. Then show it to another straight male and call him a fag and kick him in the ass twice.

Male 1: (pulls out testicals and squeezes them together) "hey Male 2, look over here."

Male 2: (looks) "AWWW DUDE!!!"

Male 1: "THE BRAINS!!!! OMG you are such a FAG!! BEND OVER."

by Jiub June 11, 2006

the brain

When u grab your sack and squeeze forcing your balls to go tight against the skin, causeing THE BRAIN!!!

Dan-THE BRAIN!!!
Steve-AHHH WTF DAN

by J-dawg January 01, 2005

brained

Verb. To be hit really hard in the head.

I got seriously brained against a brick wall and I still can't see straight.

by Fab Swing Dancer (who has been nearly brained on several occasions) May 22, 2006

brain

Another word for head, or blowjob. This term is most appropriate however, because unfortuantley, most male brains reside in their penile regions

"That girl has a foot long tongue, I bet she gives great brain!"

by Rae Rae May 13, 2005

Brain

Something that Justin Bieber fans don't have.

Susan: I have such a huge crush on JB!

Bill: I always knew you had no brain!

by Sum Gy August 27, 2012

On the brain

To constantly think about something.

Steven has sex on the brain.

by Hello-There-1989 August 30, 2013

brain

To strike a person in, on or upside the head deliberately and violently oftentimes with a blunt object.

Nick told Jerry, "Pay me what you owe me or I swear I'll brain you with this crowbar".

by Nikki Stixx December 09, 2018