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Shooting the Boogeyman 

To avoid embarrassment in anticipation of premature ejaculation; pull your girl to the foot of the bed, kneel on the floor to perform oral sex while simultaneously AND secretly blowing your load under the bed. Continue oral until erection returns then resume intercourse and perform like a champ.
It was Lou's first time with Susie. He was in the midst of drilling when he felt like he was going to nut too soon. He knew Shooting the Boogeyman was his only way to get a second date.

the boogieman 


1.an imaginary monster that children believe hides under the bed or in the closet to scare people

2. any false threath
Parents have been known to tell thier children that if tehy don't (insert chore or task here) the boogieman will get them.
the boogieman by Light Joker May 12, 2007

The Boogyman 

You must be sitting in a chair, straight up. A girl is on her knees giving you head, while giving you a head massage. If you take away the chair, and the dude, it looks like the girl is the boogyman, with her hands up and her mouth bobbing.

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"Hey there Jason, what was meaghan doing to you last night when we were watching that movie?"

" Oh yah, she was just giving me The Boogyman."

"Nice man, thats why she was creeping the fuck out of me."
The Boogyman by CAMAND0R JEFREY February 5, 2009

The Boogieman 

A minor character from the lore of the fictional animated band Gorillaz, he is seen as an antagonist but later on becomes less of a threat and is seen just chillin' in the Gorillaz HQ. Apparently he is the demon that Murdoc made a deal with to become a famous musician, he is also the rejected 5th horseman of the Apocolypse known as flatulence because of his smell. he is first seen gassing 2D but he is first fully seen in the music video for Stylo when he surrounds the police officer in smoke and they both disappear. The gang in the plastic beach (Murdoc, Cyborg Noodle, and 2D) are seen fighting him on multiple occasions. Gorillaz is neat, you should check it out.
Person 1: the boogieman is so underrated! He should get more attention!
Person 2: Uh... no. He doesn't mean that much to the story.
person 1: Yes, yes he does. Remember? He made that deal with Murdoc.
Person 2: Whatever. It's not that important.

bang a you-ee 

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"
hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee
Word of the Day on July 19, 2026
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026