The blump
The blump by jew slapper April 22, 2011
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The Blueprint
A classic Jay-Z album released in 2001. Disses Nas and Mobb Deep on the track "The Takeover". Helped established him as one of the greatest rappers of all time. Also helped launch the careers of producers Kanye West and Just Blaze.
The Blueprint by Big C-Dub May 13, 2007
King of the Blumpkins
1. Rapper Asher Roth
2. A person who gives the most blumpkins
3. The guy or girl in your group of friends who has performed the most blow jobs on someone who is taking a dump.
2. A person who gives the most blumpkins
3. The guy or girl in your group of friends who has performed the most blow jobs on someone who is taking a dump.
Rapper Asher Roth is the self-proclaimed King of the Blumpkins as of now!
"Ash Roth be the King of the Blumpkins" - Lark On My Go Cart - Track 1 off Asleep In The Bread Aisle.
"Ash Roth be the King of the Blumpkins" - Lark On My Go Cart - Track 1 off Asleep In The Bread Aisle.
King of the Blumpkins by HaHaYoB June 6, 2009
The Blumpkin Man
The epitamy of greatness. Has an amazing theme song. The one who gets 4 Blumpkins. He shall always be remembered as this name.
Person 1: Hey dude, did you hear that guy got a Blumpkin?
Person 2: No fucking way!! What a studd!!
Person 1: I know right !! He got like 4 of them!!
Person 2: Dude that guy is The Blumpkin Man!!!
Person 2: No fucking way!! What a studd!!
Person 1: I know right !! He got like 4 of them!!
Person 2: Dude that guy is The Blumpkin Man!!!
The Blumpkin Man by Idk what this is June 10, 2011
Tether the blimp
When a dirty, overweight, sex starved woman hovers around you so much it leaves you with no other option than to fuck her brains out.
Tether the blimp by Joe Zarthon September 13, 2006
king of the blumpkins
king of the blumpkins by yeye09e09 June 19, 2009
The Blumpkin Man
The epitamy of greatness. Has an amazing theme song. The one who gets 4 Blumpkins. He shall always be remembered as this name.
Person 1: Hey dude, did you hear that guy got a Blumpkin?
Person 2: No fucking way!! What a studd!!
Person 1: I know right !! He got like 4 of them from that Boy Hopper!!
Person 2: Dude that guy is The Blumpkin Man!!
Person 2: No fucking way!! What a studd!!
Person 1: I know right !! He got like 4 of them from that Boy Hopper!!
Person 2: Dude that guy is The Blumpkin Man!!
The Blumpkin Man by ajizzleforizzle October 14, 2011
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