The blump

really crumbaly cookie that can be snorted or eaten best made by haystack cookies

OMFG GIVE ME THE BLUMP BRANDON

by jew slapper April 22, 2011

The Blueprint

A classic Jay-Z album released in 2001. Disses Nas and Mobb Deep on the track "The Takeover". Helped established him as one of the greatest rappers of all time. Also helped launch the careers of producers Kanye West and Just Blaze.

That Jay-Z album "The Blueprint" is a Hip-Hop classic!

by Big C-Dub May 13, 2007

King of the Blumpkins

1. Rapper Asher Roth
2. A person who gives the most blumpkins
3. The guy or girl in your group of friends who has performed the most blow jobs on someone who is taking a dump.

Rapper Asher Roth is the self-proclaimed King of the Blumpkins as of now!
"Ash Roth be the King of the Blumpkins" - Lark On My Go Cart - Track 1 off Asleep In The Bread Aisle.

by HaHaYoB June 6, 2009

The Blumpkin Man

The epitamy of greatness. Has an amazing theme song. The one who gets 4 Blumpkins. He shall always be remembered as this name.

Person 1: Hey dude, did you hear that guy got a Blumpkin?
Person 2: No fucking way!! What a studd!!
Person 1: I know right !! He got like 4 of them!!
Person 2: Dude that guy is The Blumpkin Man!!!

by Idk what this is June 10, 2011

Tether the blimp

When a dirty, overweight, sex starved woman hovers around you so much it leaves you with no other option than to fuck her brains out.

Dude, ‘Bama was all over Turtle at the party so he had to tether the blimp.

by Joe Zarthon September 13, 2006

king of the blumpkins

asher roth be the king of the blumpkins

yo i heard asher roth is the king of the blumpkins

by yeye09e09 June 19, 2009

The Blumpkin Man

The epitamy of greatness. Has an amazing theme song. The one who gets 4 Blumpkins. He shall always be remembered as this name.

Person 1: Hey dude, did you hear that guy got a Blumpkin?

Person 2: No fucking way!! What a studd!!

Person 1: I know right !! He got like 4 of them from that Boy Hopper!!

Person 2: Dude that guy is The Blumpkin Man!!

by ajizzleforizzle October 14, 2011