the bid 

The Bid is used to describe a certain event, situation, or person as funny.

"That movie was the bid". "You was the bid last night". "Bruh that fight was the bid".

the bid by Nowillywonka February 22, 2015

the bid 

dc slang to say someone is goofy or being a fool and it's funny/ridiculous

girl: i had to break up with my ex 7 times before i realized we really shouldn't be together
other girl: ur the bid

the bid by champagnepoopi November 13, 2019

the bid 

a crank that goes to stein, julianna lopez

the bid = juju

the bid by ieatass1123 April 21, 2023

The Bid 

People named Matt

Oh my gosh, that's Matt, he is the bid.

The Bid by m4tt4ew November 6, 2023

The Bid/The Geek 

Stu and/or Kyle, Maybe even Bryant.

Stu is The Bid/The Geek
Kyle The Bid/The Geek
"Yo Bryant be lunchin, ctfu he The Bid/The Geek"

The Bid/The Geek by Dj Marc Mustard Big Schlick December 30, 2013

hit the bid 

1. To quickly sell shares of a stock so as to avoid a terrible financial loss.
This is not the same as simply selling stock in a company which can be offered out in the open market at the offering price. When you hit the bid on a stock your selling it a the bid price which is lower than the offering price. Your selling it at the market to the lowest bidder. You don't care because you just want to get the fuck out of the stock before you go to the poor house.

"Remberber that piece of shit bio-tech I bought last month?"

"Yeah!"

"They came out with news stating that their cancer drug actually causes cancer. The fucking stock fell out of bed. I had to hit the bid but I still took a bath."

hit the bid by Suck it Cuddy13 May 24, 2009

the biden touch 

The opposite of The Midas Touch. When everything you touch rapidly turns to shit.

COVID, the southern border, inflation, energy, now Afghanistan… everything this president touches is a disaster, he has The Biden Touch.

the biden touch by ajpolo August 16, 2021