the beef
the beef by crazzzygrrl December 2, 2010
Urban Dictionary Merch
Your favorite words on things you can wear, drink from, read, or give to a friend.
The Urban Dictionary Store sells gifts you’ll have to explain.
The Beef dip
When a girl has really long vagina lips croutches over her man and dips it in his mouth while he's sleeping.
Man #1 : dude I woke up to the most disgusting thing ever last night... Breanne decided to wake me up by hanging her pussy lips in my mouth and for some reason they were very long...
Man #2 bro you got The Beef dip last night (points and laughs) hahaha that's so fucking funny.
Man #2 bro you got The Beef dip last night (points and laughs) hahaha that's so fucking funny.
The Beef dip by ANAL Bible thumping December 27, 2021
Related Words
The Beef Stew
'The Beef Stew' was a military torture tactic adopted in 1972. This method is similar to water boarding, though, instead of using water- the torturer squats over the suspect and explosively defecates all over the suspects face.
To optimize the technique, the torturer often eats a meal heavy in grease, and then takes some laxatives to increase the projectile velocity of the defecation.
Due to it's grotesque nature, this method was banned in 1993 and deemed an "Inhumane form of torture".
To optimize the technique, the torturer often eats a meal heavy in grease, and then takes some laxatives to increase the projectile velocity of the defecation.
Due to it's grotesque nature, this method was banned in 1993 and deemed an "Inhumane form of torture".
The Beef Stew by Rothchild Shnuttervinkle February 28, 2011
The Beef / Piece Of Beef
The Beef / Piece Of Beef by Loner1 March 29, 2009
the beef grinder
When a girl is giving her man a blowjob, and she bites on his tip to let him know, its the worst sex of her life.
Tristan thompson recieved the beef grinder from khloe khardashian after he was seen cheating on her.
the beef grinder by L0tionL0ver69 May 27, 2018
The beef man lives in the beef
The beef man lives in the beef by Psst,stably,overhere,inthevent January 3, 2025
pounding the beef
I was scared shitless when my mammy caught me pounding the beef to Amy Winehouse photos in my bedroom last night...
pounding the beef by Seymour Heiny May 22, 2008
More from Urban Dictionary
countrypolitan
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026
Witch Bath
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026
kinktober
An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.
Smut Fanfiction
Smut Fanfiction
proper lad
proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
womp
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.