The Autobahn 

A precise definition of this phenomenon would attempt to describe the seemingly frictionless surface experienced by toilet paper sheets during the first wipe of an extremely messy, runny shit. The unexpected speed at which the hand slips on the shit and moves through the target zone emphasizes its likeness to the high speed Autobahn in Germany.

Wow, brother. Had to hop on the Autobahn for that one, brother. Really brutal shit. Watch out for the spray splatter in there; I used up half the roll.

The Autobahn by BambooHead June 28, 2022

The Autobahn awaits you 

A term used to tell another individual to quote,”Play in traffic”, to imply that one should commit the self imposed ending of one’s life by allowing one robe struck by oncoming traffic.

Facebook trash: “Your people are thieves and murderers!.”

You: “The Autobahn awaits you, have fun!.”

The Autobahn awaits you by ThatdarnShepard June 25, 2023