The Applause

There are two females and two males involved. Each female has four on the floor facing opposite directions. Each male is on his knees back to back. Both males simultaneously pork the respected females from behind. The clapping sounds made from male to female and male to male (thats why your back to back) creates an applause.
Warning: do not try with clap-on lamps

Bro, "the applause" we got last night was fantastic.

The Applause by Jimmy Dean the sausage master October 24, 2008

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Applause From The Back Row

When a man is doing a woman from behind and his balls slap her ass so fast it sounds like applause.

Girl One: Last night while I was having sex with him I could swear I heard clapping!

Girl Two: Yeeaaa... You were getting applause from the back row.. >.>

Applause From The Back Row by TheFifteenthMinute June 16, 2011

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Applause from the back row

When you're having sex and your balls slap your bitch's ass so hard it sounds like clapping.

Guy: Bitch that was the best fucking sex ever.
Bitch: Yeah I know, I think even the neighbors were clapping!
Guy: Bitch, please. That was an applause from the back row.

Applause from the back row by bigdickKersh October 21, 2012

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Quiche Peanemis

Quirky niche peak cinema analysis
It describes the analysis of a media piece which is quirky and niche, yet peak.

Give me the quiche peanemis on the movie I missed.

Quiche Peanemis by Mushroom2241 June 17, 2026

Word of the Day on August 13, 2026

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Hate Draft

1. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sports draft to spite or anger one or more of your opponents because they had intended to select him/her.

2. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sport draft to put one or more of your opponents at a strategic disadvantage.

1. Billy hate drafted Chad OchoCinco because he knew Sam had wanted him since he is from Cincinnati. Billy already had plenty of players to fill that position but wanted to make sure Sam didn't get him.

2. Billy hate drafted Peyton Manning because he was the only good quarterback left and he knew Sam had been planning on drafting him.

Hate Draft by pffler September 1, 2009

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jalopy

A shitty car

"I can pull James Bond stunts in a jalopy."

jalopy by watson November 20, 2002

Word of the Day on August 11, 2026

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Utility beer

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.

Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.

Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022

Word of the Day on August 10, 2026

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