The alt 

"The alt” is a term developed in discord and by staff, used to define your (or another persons) fucked up sleeping schedule/none existing schedule.

Example

Person 1: Yo, why are you awake man? It’s 5am.
Person 2: I have classes in a couple hours, can’t go to sleep anymore.
Person 1: Damn, you’re pulling The alt again.

The alt by Papito te ama September 8, 2022

The queen of alt 

Lana del Rey, outsould Billie Whispers and all of your favs.

Lana del Rey is "The queen of Alt" unlike billis eilick

The queen of alt by Lana is God September 14, 2020

fastest alt taber in the west 

you when your watching hentai and your perents walk into the room so ya know you hit that alt tab like the fastist alt taber in the west

me: im the fastest alt taber in the west,
friend: whys that?
me: my mum walked into the room

fastest alt taber in the west by notsouratall June 1, 2020

The Altadena Thing 

1. When people stop while driving because they see someone they know walking on the sidewalk, and start talking to them, stopping traffic one way.

2. When people stop while driving because they see someone they know driving next to them in the same direction, and start talking to them, stopping traffic one way.

3. When people stop while driving because they see someone they know driving a different way than them, and start talking to them, stopping traffic both ways.

1. A car stops and sees someone they know going in the opposite direction: "WAZZUP HOMIE?!"

Bypasser: "Stop doing The Altadena Thing!"

The Altadena Thing by Mackieinlove March 26, 2010

the altar boy 

a sexual act following the "two in the pink, eight in the stink" mantra, in which the giver places their two thumbs in the "pink" and eight fingers in the "stink", in a prayer-like hand position.

"totally did the altar boy on her last night, brah"

the altar boy by nyranthia July 26, 2016

warming up the altarboy's supper 

the act of masturbation.

the priest was doing god's work when he was warming up the altarboy's supper.

warming up the altarboy's supper by tbod February 25, 2008

Said the alter boy to the priest 

The catholic-friendly version of "that's what she said." Used to change an innocent statement into a sexual bombshell.

*As your best friend's ice cream cones melts*

Friend 1: "Oh man, it's dripping all over my hands."

Friend 2: "Said the alter boy to the priest!"

Friend 1: "Ick!"

Said the alter boy to the priest by Ecclese September 11, 2011