the agustin

An increadibly huge light skinned Mexican cock

I got that Agustin.

Ex.) Ima bout to give that bitch the Agustin.

the agustin by Jaquandre July 13, 2014

The Austin Maneuver 

When you pour Mountain Dew in her pussy and viciously drink/eating it out of her and then using the rest as lubricant.

I used code red for the Austin maneuver last week.

The Austin Maneuver by Yomamagay69plz May 16, 2019

Tossing the Austin 

Another name for masturbation.

I was tossing the Austin last night... It was fantastic.

Tossing the Austin by shabakalabadingdong July 31, 2012

The Austin 

Shoving LSD up your asshole in the back of a police vehicle.

Example: "My homie got raided by the DEA and had to do the Austin".

The Austin by bigdeekbart November 30, 2020

The Austin Effect 

Always getting distracted from your work by another person, even if you are completely uninterested in the conversation. Often, said person is very annoying and idiotic.

"I was trying to finish my math homework, but I got hit by the Austin Effect."

The Austin Effect by Penile Dentata February 5, 2012

The Austin Horton 

The Coon Killing Pussy Destroyer. If you ever step up to the Austin Horton he will Thunder Clunk your pink sock into your eardrum so every time you fart you will remember Austin Horton

I want to be Like
The Austin Horton

The Austin Horton by Austin Horton December 19, 2016

The Austin Wesselhoff 

When you're taking a stardarized test like the ACT for example, and you start to vomit hoarsely. This will distract most of the people taking the test. Ozzy then will have vomit dripping from his nose and mouth.

The Austin Wesselhoff was used when ozzy puked today during the ACT.

The Austin Wesselhoff by ACT class June 5, 2011