Shoving LSD up your asshole in the back of a police vehicle.
Example: "My homie got raided by the DEA and had to do the Austin".
by bigdeekbart December 1, 2020
A sweetheart of a guy who can light up anyone's day with his jokes. Austin may not be the most popular guy but is definitely the coolest. He's easy going, easy to talk to, funny, cute, incredibly fit, smart and wise beyond his years. He's a little shy but insanely outgoing around his friends. He can make anyone laugh, knows how to treat a girl right and is loves cuddling. He genuinely cares about everyone he loves and loves everyone. If you get to really know him you'll realize he's a deep, insecure and one of the most amazing friends you will ever make in your entire life. He'd make the most amazing boyfriend in the history of man-kind He's also incredibly brave and isn't afraid to fight for what he believes in or wants. If you ever have the privileged to have him in your life don't take it for granted and never let go of him as a friend or anything else. He knows what to say, when to say it, and how to say it. He's a good listener and gives the best advice. He never judges or makes you feel like you're nothing. He has the most beautiful blue eyes you've ever seen and is the easiest person to love ever. He's pretty much every girl's dream guy and more. Incredibly rare down to earth human being and is just plain awesome. Words can't describe this dude.
Girl1: I need a guy who can always be there for me and really cares...

Girl2: Giiirrrrlll get cho' self an Austin!!
by diamondeyedcanadiangirl September 27, 2012
Wears cowboy hats to funerals.
"Goddamit Austin, not again."
by Muffler man January 24, 2019
When you get a vehicle stuck (usually in a video game) in such a way that you cannot back or drive it out. A reference to the movie Austin Powers where he wedges a factory cart between two walls trying to turn it around.
Dood, you austined our ride!
by Gamadin Rennic September 6, 2007
He is a great guy, he makes you smile anytime you're with him. He always tries to cheer friends up expecially his girlfriend he'll stop at nothing untill shes smiling. He has amazing eyes and is an awesome kisser. He is always willing to work and kid around, he will take it too far with the joking so some people don't like him but those that know him know how sweet a guy he really is. Most girls won't take the time to get to know him when you do be ready to fall.
Her loss he is my Austin now.
by ThatCowboy'sAngel November 13, 2012
An Austin is a guy you can really trust and a great listener. He will always be there for you and no matter how much you may try you will never forget him and will still like him when he stops talking to you and likes someone else. He will stick by your side as a friend though and is very trustworthy. He is very talented when it comes to intellect and music and thinks he is the least bit of nerd but he is the smartest person and secretly watches national geographic but, she notices. She notices everything. Although, make a wrong move and you may lose an Austin because he catches feelings for a popular girl prettier than you and still thinks yall are friends because that is the kind of person Austin is. So once you get an Austin. You hold tight. And never let go.
Friend 1: Why on earth do you like Austin?

Friend 2: Austin is the person who can be trusted and truly is a sweetheart he only shows it to people he cares about tho. What can I say. He is just an Austin
by Fridge250 April 12, 2019
a unit of energy equal to the amount of heat required to burn a human being rendering
them to ash in 2.25 hours, or equal to 236,624.5 kcal. named after Austin last name unknown who was believed to be
the most flammable man alive
How many austins would it be to burn down this building?
by BobHopeLives October 28, 2019