the veteran

When you take one last drag of your cigarette before entering an establishment, preferably a Walmart super center, and exhaling the smoke as you walk through the sliding doors. In order to be a pure veteran, you must blow the smoke on an unsuspecting customer, usually a woman with her kids, or possibly the greeter.

I hate going to walmart, every time I leave someone gives me the veteran and I go home smelling like cigarettes.

the veteran by bdb69 September 5, 2016

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the veteran treatment

n. to be deeply thanked for one’s service but also profoundly disappointed in how one has been treated.

To recieve the veteran treatment after returning home from war and then go back out to do another tour of duty, that takes real guts.

Why are you doing all of this overtime and extra work, you know they are just going to give you the veteran treatment?!

Foreign translators who give their lives for their country and America and then are deny visas are just another example of politicians and government giving people the veteran treatment

the veteran treatment by Dialect October 20, 2014

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The Veterans

A group of guys who are known for their amazing capability to drink large quantities of alcohol - to be granted access to the group you must be over 18 and you must prove to the group that you are in fact a god when it comes to drinking - the group contains only 5 members (Veteran.1 - Mitch, Veteran.2 - Brad, Veteran.3 - Tim, Veteran.4 - Mathew, Veteran.5 James)

Upon being accepted into the group you receive a set of dog tags with your name and birthdate on one and on the other your veteran number..

Note: The group is extremely lazy and there are 2 other members that have been accpeted into the group but have yet to receive their tags names being Darren, Tom and honourary member Ben (he is known as the medic as he has diabetes)

Man "I tried to drink a Veteran under the table last night"

Man2 "lol you idiot, how did you go?"

Man "Not well I was fucking blind by the time I got to my 12th beer"

Man2 "and they were still sober!?"

Man "they were sober as birds, fucking Resilient bastards, I will tell you that much!!, The Veterans!! I wish I was one!"

The Veterans by Veteran Number 4. February 18, 2010

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Jane Fonda at the Vietnam Veterans convention

A good way to start a riot

Jane Fonda at the Vietnam Veterans Convention was the guest honor. Hanoi Jane called the veterans baby murderers and losers. She was shocked that the riot started because she wanted to show them her Vietnam trip photos.

Jane Fonda at the Vietnam Veterans convention by queensburykid July 31, 2022

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funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

Word of the Day on July 25, 2026

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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