the uncle

A big guy that throws glass bottles over our yard, also stays in his Jeep and jacks off. Relative of Julian, Maria, Armando and Franco

Crap! The Uncle just threw another glass bottle over our yard!

by Spawnos February 18, 2017

The Uncle Larry

Ice cubes 4 shots of rhy splash of Pepsi

When your down in the dumps and nothings going right, just make The Uncle Larry and everything will be alright!

by The Uncle Larry August 13, 2015

The Uncle Dan

The creepy uncle that will stick their hands in your ass and marries the type of girl that likes to bounce on booty during the family holiday gatherings.

“Goddammit! I just got a ‘The Uncle Dan’”
“What’d he do?!”
“He tried to wedgie me in the family Christmas dinner!!”

by iM nOt Ur FaMiLy April 27, 2019

The Uncle Joe

When you have children rub your leg hair and it feels good.

No, don’t make little Billy do “The Uncle Joe”!

by ChorlieChorlie October 28, 2020

The Uncle Roger

The Uncle Roger is a sex move where you put MSG on your partners genitals and then go down on them…

Met this girl last night at the bar …
Took her home and did The Uncle Roger

Tasted amazing

by Wan21 November 23, 2021

The Uncle Sam

When you punch your partner in the nose, let it sit for a day or two so the face becomes black and blue (but we all know it's really just blue). Now that the bruise is fully colored, cum on your partner's face and punch him/her in the nose again, allowing a steady stream of blood to trickle down over the cum covered bruise. Thereby, beautifully making the colors of our American Flag.

I was getting bored of just a regular blowjob so I gave my partner "The Uncle Sam."

by JoZG October 20, 2008

The Uncle Floyd Show

a show airing in New Jersey and New York, produced by comedian Floyd Vivino from 1974 to 1998. Target audiences include children, stoners, geniuses, weirdos, and creeps in general. Funniest show ever.

The Uncle Floyd Show

by drarorphan9999 March 18, 2009