the ugly stick

Term used to describe the implement that must have attacked someone of poor aesthetics. As in xxx got beat with the ugly stick.

She got hit it the ugly stick.

the ugly stick by Gumba Gumba February 27, 2004

beaten with the ugly stick 

to be extremely ugly. sort of short for "god sure beat her with the ugly stick!!"

Man, Pug didn't just get beaten with the ugly stick, she got pummelled.

beaten with the ugly stick by kasper May 5, 2004

The Ugly Sticks 

One who has lost the fantasy football championship!

The Ugly Sticks got smashed in fantasy football! They suck a golf ball through a garden hose!

The Ugly Sticks by Morgasm061779 November 27, 2023

The ugly sticks 

A sorry excuse for a fantasy football team that came up short in the championship.

I beat the brakes off of the ugly sticks to win the fantasy football championship!

The ugly sticks by Morgasm061779 December 2, 2023

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004