Schwinn

An awesome, sexy man with a beard to die over!
I saw a schwinn at the bar and had to have him!!
by Morgasm061779 June 07, 2021
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The ugly sticks

A sorry excuse for a fantasy football team that came up short in the championship.
I beat the brakes off of the ugly sticks to win the fantasy football championship!
by Morgasm061779 December 02, 2023
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The Ugly Sticks

One who has lost the fantasy football championship!
The Ugly Sticks got smashed in fantasy football! They suck a golf ball through a garden hose!
by Morgasm061779 November 28, 2023
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