Definitions by Morgasm061779

The ugly sticks 

A sorry excuse for a fantasy football team that came up short in the championship.

I beat the brakes off of the ugly sticks to win the fantasy football championship!

The ugly sticks by Morgasm061779 December 2, 2023

The Ugly Sticks 

One who has lost the fantasy football championship!

The Ugly Sticks got smashed in fantasy football! They suck a golf ball through a garden hose!

The Ugly Sticks by Morgasm061779 November 27, 2023

Schwinn 

An awesome, sexy man with a beard to die over!

I saw a schwinn at the bar and had to have him!!

Schwinn by Morgasm061779 June 7, 2021