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The Tyler Method 

A method for eating booty designed to preemptively inform the “giver” of the “recievers” rectal situation. Primarily used for one night stands. The steps are listed below:

1. While going down on the “receiver”, stick your finger tip in their anus.

2. After penetration has occurred, give the finger a sniff.

3. If the sniff test passes, lick your finger quickly. This can be disguised as if you are pulling a pube from your teeth.

4. If the lick test passes, you now can feel safe to chow down on their down town.

Side note: Briefly skim the anal crevice to feel for dingle berries before penetration. This is to determine the surface cleanliness. This method should take 5-15 seconds to make a solid decision.
John: How was you weekend Jake?
Jake: It was awesome man, I used the Tyler Method on this chick. Once she checked out, I dove mouth first into that booty.

John: You are a brave son of bitch, Possibly my hero.
The Tyler Method by Blubyu18 February 4, 2019

The Tyler Shuffle 

Where you lay down on the floor and pretend to have a seizure as a dance move.
Person 1: Oh my god, Tyler's busting out The Tyler Shuffle
Person 2: SHEESH HE'S GOATED WITH THE SAUCE MAN

The Tyler Perry Effect

A phenomenon when only black people think dry jokes about themselves being loud, rambunctious, classless, and uneducated people who lack long-term goals, are just hilarious.
Sorry, I don't watch shows that aren't comedic in the least, you faggot. God, another victim of The Tyler Perry effect.

The Tyler Treatment 

when a large group of crazy middle schoolers band together and beat the shit out of a freshman that claims to be a black belt in 3 disaplanes (tyler is a fag and spells dicipline wrong) and has supposedly taken seniors with knifes (the plastic kind you buy at the 99 cent store) and has scars (from losing to them and magically finding his way to the hospital) to prove it.
We gave him the "Tyler Treatment" the stupid faggot haha got what he deserved

The Tyler Gambit 

"The Tyler Gambit" is usually referred to as a common chess opening for beginners, in which an idiotic man blunders his fucking queen. This gambit can happen at any point in the chess game.
Oh Fuck! I just did the Tyler Gambit against my opponent. Maybe I need to get some bitches.
The Tyler Gambit by oof Brainiac February 4, 2023

The Tyler Theorem 

Tyler is a common name, dominantly used in English-speaking countries. The Tyler Theorem is the theory that everyone named Tyler eventually turns out to be an asshole. The specific type of asshole can vary, (Liars, idiots, bullies) but the common consensus is they are a combination of stupid and rude. An interesting fact though, that has gone unexplained for quite some time, is that commonly these assholes are part of the LGBT community, and whilst being LGBT isn't bad in of itself, it is rather strange that these Tylers usually are part of it.
The Tyler Theorem, whilst having no explainable cause, has some strong evidence behind its relevance.