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The Trump

When one person is receiving oral sex and they comb their pubic hair over the other persons head.
She was deep throating me and I gave her the trump.
by Cbpiper September 10, 2016
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The trump

To be a complete ass hat and a selfish person.
Guy1: Bro Jeremy was such a dick last night
Guy2: Yeah, it's like he was trying to do the trump!
by MartinFrog November 26, 2019
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the trump

Another term for herpes "hairpiece" since Donald Trump is often ridiculed for his hairpiece -HMB
I wanted to bang that hot chick so bad but I heard Jake gave her the Trump and I don't want to catch it.
by Mobileheath March 7, 2016
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The Trump

A tiny unwanted penis, usually attached to a power hungry, insecure manchild.
After asking for the third time “is it in yet?” She realized the Trump pathetically humping her was the size of a Mike & Ike. Frustrated he put his Trump away and asked her to verbally debase him instead.
by Philippa Bean March 2, 2026
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The Trump

A tiny unwanted penis, usually attached to a power hungry, insecure manchild.
After asking for the third time “is it in yet?” She realized the Trump pathetically humping her was the size of a Mike & Ike. Frustrated he put his Trump away and asked her to verbally debase him instead.
by Philippa Bean March 2, 2026
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When you grab person by the hair and right before you ejaculate on their face you turn their head and shoot it in their ear.
Im having a hard time hearing because of the trump.
by Mitch Milwaukee August 9, 2025
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The Trump Paradox

The Trump Paradox — The idea that after observing his campaign and four years of his administration, people would still vote for Donald J. Trump. This actually isn’t the Trump Paradox, it’s THE AMERICAN PARADOX.

What this actually says is that about 40% of Americans are actually good with antisemitism, chauvinism, jingoism, racism, fascism,

sexism, and unwanted rapey male jism.

If any of the -isms apply to you; the, it is unlikely that you are surprised by this. The people who are surprised by this is the people who would vote for Trump because “he’s a man of his times”; they “don’t necessarily like Trump, but they love his policies”; think “minorities, immigrants and women expect to much”; and that “we should save American for Americans”.

Which just means that they don’t know the meaning of the words: antisemitism, chauvinism, jingoism, racism, fascism,

sexism, and unwanted rapey male jism — or that those words apply to them. Maybe THIS is the true paradox.

With apologies to Emma Lazarus, The New Colossus, The tired, The poor, The hungry, and the huddled masses yearning to be free.
The Trump Paradox: many people hate the man but love his policies — which means they are just hiding their true feeling about society behind smiles and neoliberalism.
by Mind Hunter the Profiler May 11, 2023
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