The Travis

when you rub your balls in your partner's face when they are on the computer, preferably when they are sending a letter to a senator or congressman or something else.

D: My husband is so busy with his campaign and that bitch. I need to cheer him up.
J: Give him The Travis.
D: Heck yea, it's gonna blow his mind!

by The Tiger King April 5, 2020

The Travis

A small but angry closet homosexual whose ass waters if you whisper in his ear "cock, cock, cock".

Friend 1: Last night my boyfriend and I were attempting to copulate but I couldn't get wet!

Friend 2: You should have pulled "The Travis" on him.

Friend 1: What is "The Travis"?

Friend 2: It's when you whisper cock, cock, cock into his ear, it will make his ass water.....problem solved!!

by Concerned Shipmate........ November 27, 2012

The Travis

noun. fornicating with large, unattractive, triangulated bitches, in your roommates bed.

verb form : travised

i just performed the travis and shit my roommate is gonna be straight up pissed.

by Butthole Mcgee April 21, 2008

The Travis White

1.) When your asshole is so wallered out from your fellow sailors and seamen due to the glory days of the Navy that you have no control over your bowel movements, having to make a pitstop to the shitter every 30-45 minutes or so. 2.) (cont.) The toxic gas seeps out of your anus without your knowledge and poisons everybody in the room.

Damn! Did you come up in here and lay The Travis White?? Nah man but I've got to take a big ole Travis White right away!

by DIRT NIRKOWITZ February 22, 2022

The Travis Scott

The Travis Scott is a sex move used by players who do not choose to wear condoms. The Travis Scott involves cumming inside a women, then covering her mouth and nose to suffocate her while simultaneously ramming her coochie with your fist. Alternatively, you suffocate her while all of your friends sing sicko mode without autotune while sitting on top of her.

Did you link up with Tinasha?

Yeah I fucked that bitch raw!
Did you pull out?
Naw I used the Travis Scott

by garlicboi November 11, 2021

Go All Travis-the-Chimp

A fit of rage or anger. Similar to going postal or opening a can of whup ass. Travis the Chimpanzee was famous for his Old Navy commercials and had to be shot and killed while attacking a woman, tearing most of her face off beyond recognition.

-She will go all Travis-the-Chimp on his ass if she catches him with another woman.

-"Don't make me go all Travis-the-Chimp on you!"

by Ana317 February 19, 2009

Travis the Chimped

An expression used in reference to someone or something getting fucked up, similar to how Travis The Chimp reportedly mauled an unsuspecting female in Stamford, Connecticut on Tuesday February 17th, 2009.

"Don't get Travis The Chimped for messin with my XBOX360!"

"You will get Travis the Chimped if you mix cognac/tea with Xanax."

by jstruggs February 24, 2009