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The Travis 

when you rub your balls in your partner's face when they are on the computer, preferably when they are sending a letter to a senator or congressman or something else.
D: My husband is so busy with his campaign and that bitch. I need to cheer him up.
J: Give him The Travis.
D: Heck yea, it's gonna blow his mind!
The Travis by The Tiger King April 5, 2020
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The Travis 

A small but angry closet homosexual whose ass waters if you whisper in his ear "cock, cock, cock".
Friend 1: Last night my boyfriend and I were attempting to copulate but I couldn't get wet!

Friend 2: You should have pulled "The Travis" on him.

Friend 1: What is "The Travis"?

Friend 2: It's when you whisper cock, cock, cock into his ear, it will make his ass water.....problem solved!!

The Travis 

noun. fornicating with large, unattractive, triangulated bitches, in your roommates bed.

verb form : travised
i just performed the travis and shit my roommate is gonna be straight up pissed.
The Travis by Butthole Mcgee April 21, 2008

The Travis White 

1.) When your asshole is so wallered out from your fellow sailors and seamen due to the glory days of the Navy that you have no control over your bowel movements, having to make a pitstop to the shitter every 30-45 minutes or so. 2.) (cont.) The toxic gas seeps out of your anus without your knowledge and poisons everybody in the room.
Damn! Did you come up in here and lay The Travis White?? Nah man but I've got to take a big ole Travis White right away!
The Travis White by DIRT NIRKOWITZ February 22, 2022

The Travis Scott 

The Travis Scott is a sex move used by players who do not choose to wear condoms. The Travis Scott involves cumming inside a women, then covering her mouth and nose to suffocate her while simultaneously ramming her coochie with your fist. Alternatively, you suffocate her while all of your friends sing sicko mode without autotune while sitting on top of her.
Did you link up with Tinasha?

Yeah I fucked that bitch raw!
Did you pull out?
Naw I used the Travis Scott
The Travis Scott by garlicboi November 11, 2021

Go All Travis-the-Chimp 

A fit of rage or anger. Similar to going postal or opening a can of whup ass. Travis the Chimpanzee was famous for his Old Navy commercials and had to be shot and killed while attacking a woman, tearing most of her face off beyond recognition.
-She will go all Travis-the-Chimp on his ass if she catches him with another woman.

-"Don't make me go all Travis-the-Chimp on you!"
Go All Travis-the-Chimp by Ana317 February 19, 2009

Travis the Chimped 

An expression used in reference to someone or something getting fucked up, similar to how Travis The Chimp reportedly mauled an unsuspecting female in Stamford, Connecticut on Tuesday February 17th, 2009.
"Don't get Travis The Chimped for messin with my XBOX360!"

"You will get Travis the Chimped if you mix cognac/tea with Xanax."
Travis the Chimped by jstruggs February 24, 2009
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
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the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026
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