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The Travis 

A small but angry closet homosexual whose ass waters if you whisper in his ear "cock, cock, cock".
Friend 1: Last night my boyfriend and I were attempting to copulate but I couldn't get wet!

Friend 2: You should have pulled "The Travis" on him.

Friend 1: What is "The Travis"?

Friend 2: It's when you whisper cock, cock, cock into his ear, it will make his ass water.....problem solved!!

The Travis 

noun. fornicating with large, unattractive, triangulated bitches, in your roommates bed.

verb form : travised
i just performed the travis and shit my roommate is gonna be straight up pissed.
The Travis by Butthole Mcgee April 21, 2008

The Travis White 

1.) When your asshole is so wallered out from your fellow sailors and seamen due to the glory days of the Navy that you have no control over your bowel movements, having to make a pitstop to the shitter every 30-45 minutes or so. 2.) (cont.) The toxic gas seeps out of your anus without your knowledge and poisons everybody in the room.
Damn! Did you come up in here and lay The Travis White?? Nah man but I've got to take a big ole Travis White right away!
The Travis White by DIRT NIRKOWITZ February 22, 2022

The Travis Scott 

The Travis Scott is a sex move used by players who do not choose to wear condoms. The Travis Scott involves cumming inside a women, then covering her mouth and nose to suffocate her while simultaneously ramming her coochie with your fist. Alternatively, you suffocate her while all of your friends sing sicko mode without autotune while sitting on top of her.
Did you link up with Tinasha?

Yeah I fucked that bitch raw!
Did you pull out?
Naw I used the Travis Scott
The Travis Scott by garlicboi November 11, 2021

Go All Travis-the-Chimp 

A fit of rage or anger. Similar to going postal or opening a can of whup ass. Travis the Chimpanzee was famous for his Old Navy commercials and had to be shot and killed while attacking a woman, tearing most of her face off beyond recognition.
-She will go all Travis-the-Chimp on his ass if she catches him with another woman.

-"Don't make me go all Travis-the-Chimp on you!"
Go All Travis-the-Chimp by Ana317 February 19, 2009

Travis the Chimped 

An expression used in reference to someone or something getting fucked up, similar to how Travis The Chimp reportedly mauled an unsuspecting female in Stamford, Connecticut on Tuesday February 17th, 2009.
"Don't get Travis The Chimped for messin with my XBOX360!"

"You will get Travis the Chimped if you mix cognac/tea with Xanax."
Travis the Chimped by jstruggs February 24, 2009
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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