The Tony

The Tony is a move, in competitive cycling, when well executed, results in incredibly erratic course being taken. This results in a greater than average chance of being struck by an automobile, chance of an errant bird strike, and worst yet, a near guarantee of losing every sprint one engages in.

"I had that sprint in the bag man, but the idiot in front of me pulled "The Tony" and the next thing I knew we were all laying in the fucking ditch."

by biggigia November 15, 2009

the tony

The period after anal sex between two men when one man licks the ass juice from his partner's balls and then spits it into his partner's mouth.

After many years of wonderful anal sex with my lover i finally convinced my life partner to preform the tony.

by djd10 June 11, 2006

The Tony Danza Trio

A delicious trio of food served at parties that exclusively includes Pizza, Chili, and Sausage Cheese Dip.

I really hope they serve The Tony Danza Trio at this party.

by Specialk13 January 1, 2015

the tony danza

when a man is engaging in sexual and/or anal intercourse (with a woman preferably) one must strike the recipient with an open or closed fist with much force and simultaneously yell "Who's the Boss?" To which the recipient will no doubt answer "You are!" And one loudly replies "No, Bitch, Tony Danza's the Boss!" (Optional: a second strike may or may not accompany this correction)

I introduced Alyssa Milano to THE Tony Danza last night and put her into a coma.

by Tony Danza March 28, 2004

The Tony Romo

Have your girl leap across the room into your arms and then carelessly let her slip and smash her head on the coffee table. Then pick her up, take a shit all over the floor, and drop her head first onto the carpet while you flail around like a complete pussy. Then go fuck an entire city.

Bonus points if you complete The Tony Romo and have the nerve to attend the Pro Bowl afterwards.

by j4s0nn January 21, 2007

the Tony look

The look of eternal youth. Someone or something remaining young and with the same look in eternity.

- He's got the Tony look!
- You sure?
- Yeah mos def. That man has looked the same since last millenium.
- Oh, cool.

by thekillers2 January 11, 2010

the tony hawk

The act of during sexual intercourse the male will use a surrounding wall and wall jump off the wall into the females vagina

Man i did the tony hawked so hard last night I put a hole in my wall.

by salmon swag June 30, 2015