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The Tal

A sexual move involving 100 female orgasams in a row, followed by a smooth pelvis thrust, and ending in a very gentle kiss on the lips.
"He gave her Julia The Tal, and she could'nt walk for days."
by Tal February 20, 2005
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The Tal

The bright smile a girl makes after she says, "Yes, it was good for me!", and then goes to find her vibrator.
She gave him The Tal on her way out the door.
by Julie March 2, 2005
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The Big Tal

The largest of all Tals by an exceptional margin. Fun to fuck with. Very nice. Loses size when he fucks up and starts looking pretty small. Fucking shit tal.
The Big Tal enjoys dancing when drunk but he's so big he takes up the whole dancefloor
by Sheeebus June 6, 2015
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In a Kindergarten gone mad; the tall first grader is KING!

In a Kindergarten gone mad; the tall first grader is KING! — in an era of 21st century people questioning whether the world is round or flat; whether or not JFK is still alive; whether the photograph of the dress is blue or gold; whether gun violence, police overreach, and White extremist terrorism are actually American problems; and whether it was patriotic to attack the Capitol on 1/6/ 2021m it is clear that “The American Sheeple” are now ready for an insidious Ring Master — the aforementioned “Tall First Grader”.

THE BULLY!!!!!

Hence the expression: In a Kindergarten gone mad; the tall first grader is KING! — another way of saying in the kingdom of the blind the one eyed man is King.

All people are waiting for is someone who will validate their idiocy; and, promise to guide them to that “Kool-Aid Promise Land” where their wildest dreams will come true.

America is ready to “beam up” or perhaps “go noisily into that good night” Manson Family style: Helter Skelter! Or, maybe we can burn ourselves up with our Bibles and imitation Jesus figures and our guns until all that is left are the songs they will sing about the day we gave in to The Audacity of Nope an surrendered to our worst angels.

Gods Bless America.
In a Kindergarten gone mad; the tall first grader is KING! Is another way of saying in the kingdom of the blind the one eyed man is King.
by Mind Hunter the Profiler September 9, 2023
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The Talk

The ultimate "OH SHIT" moment for teens across America. When the parents try to speak to their children about sex. However this is usually uneffective, since the teen usually has known for maybe years.
Son, it's time for... The Talk.
by Sleepyyawn June 21, 2011
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The Tallest Man on Earth

Is the moniker of Swedish folk singer/songwriter Kristian Matsson. The Tallest Man on Earth is awesome. He claims to have been born in Sweden but is likely to have been born on whatever planet Bob Dylan and Nick Drake hailed from.

As of 2010 he has 2 full length albums and 2 EPs.
What is the best song ever?

King of Spain by the Tallest Man on Earth
by Someone who is pretty tall November 18, 2010
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the talk

A conversation most American parents try to have with their teens, telling them all about sex even though they've already known it all for a couple of years by that time. Therefore it only serves to embarass the teen.
I'm not having the talk with my kids, I want them to just learn it all on the internet and from the kids at school like I did, and like everyone should.
by combat_rock November 24, 2003
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