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The ultimate "OH SHIT" moment for teens across America. When the parents try to speak to their children about sex. However this is usually uneffective, since the teen usually has known for maybe years.
Son, it's time for... The Talk.
by Sleepyyawn June 12, 2011
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No Bull Shit, and old hacker acronym which is usually used to signify that the talk will be serious.
User: I need to talk to you, NBS.
User2: ESAD, Noob.
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A conversation most American parents try to have with their teens, telling them all about sex even though they've already known it all for a couple of years by that time. Therefore it only serves to embarass the teen.
I'm not having the talk with my kids, I want them to just learn it all on the internet and from the kids at school like I did, and like everyone should.
by combat_rock November 24, 2003
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An awkward conversation between a teenager and their parents about sex and puberty. This is usually pointless because most people get taught about sex via the internet or social interaction with peers. They do teach sex ed at school in most places, but similarly to 'The Talk', it is usually obsolete as the students don't learn anything new.

The Talk may have become pointless because of the that parents and schools tend to wait until the teen in question Is 14-15 which is far too old as by that age they are well aware. If the society was less afraid of the social taboo surrounding sex then this would be the case., Also, the talk tends not to go into detail on the social side of sex, only the scientific standpoint.
Parents: Ahh, (son/daughter), It is time for The Talk.

Teen: They already taught me about this at school.
Parents: (a bunch of vague nonsense regarding sex with no real information.)
Teen: You didn't teach me anything there, you should have just saved yourselves the embarrassment.
by KindaKnowledgeable June 05, 2020
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1. (n) A conversation, normally extremely awkward and painful, between a parent and their offspring about sex. It tends to not really teach the kid anything other than DON'T talk to your parents about sex.

2. (n) a talk in which two people, generally of different sexes, discuss what they are in relation to each other, what they want from each other, and what they are going to do about it. Also awkward, embarrassing, and painful, but for different reasons.
1. My dad and I had The Talk last night. He figured it was about time, since I just started dating Sarah.

2. Emerson totally wants Bianca. It's rather sad. They should have The Talk so that he can move on.
by atadsadistic November 13, 2007
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1. (in white families) when parents teach their children where babies come from.
2. (in black families) when parents teach their children about racism and the criminal justice system.
“I was only six when parents gave me the Talk.”
“The birds and the bees?”
“No, the badges and the bullets.”
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by Hogtrude Parker March 21, 2021
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