the Smokes

a slang term for the streets of London.

Chap 1: Oi, mate! Where ya been?
Chap 2: I was in a fight with some sod down in the Smokes

by Clash City Rocker February 26, 2005

the smokes

the feeling you get when you take opiodes, opiates making you want to smoke a large quanity of cigarettes

Hey, Dave man, could i bum a whole pack of cigs, i took some mo's and got (the smokes) real bad, man!!

by David Sneed February 24, 2009

smokes the white owl

White owl cigars with the hole already in the tip look a lot like a penis, so smokes the white owl is a euphemism for fellitio.

Lennie Peterson smokes the white owl when he is not playing the bone.

by Ginger March 1, 2005

smokes the cheesy dick

Anything which sucks profusely. Used to represent something that not only sucks, blows or is otherwise just terrible but is totally and utterly horrible. In this instance smoking is a term used to represent felatio or sucking cock. Cheesy dick is used to not only represent the case of a man with cheese dick but also to represent something really cheesy, corny or lame.

1. "This is the worst game I've ever played, it fucking smokes the cheesy dick."
2. Jim: "This party fucking sucks."
Ned: "No shit, it's totally smoking the cheesy dick."

by Bafilius January 27, 2007

Early Log Smokes the Log

A game played by two gentlemen, in which both parties attempt to make the other cum before they do via handjob. The loser must suck the winner's log until they cum!

-Hey want to play early log smokes the log
-Yeah sure totally alright!

by WwWwWwWwWwWwWwW78 March 10, 2010

Aweh Cammy Smokes The Gunj

The friend who constantly takes smoking the gunj to the next level. A true hero in the eyes of his friends and family

Aweh Cammy Smokes the gunj boys!

by GoatMuncher99 November 25, 2019

The great smokes

Deep in the wilderness.

Please don't get lost in the great smokes.

by Puffalo Pill September 5, 2023