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The scorpion 

when a female lays on a couch or bed in the spread eagle position with her butt slightly in the air so that the male may mount her in a gargoyle position so that the bottom of their thighs are touching. He may the begin to penetrate downward almost like a scorpion.
Guy 1: Hey, did you have fun with Lisa?

Guy 2: Yeah man, we did the scorpion right there on my futon!
The scorpion by Shane O'c January 26, 2011
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The Scorpion 

The act of stretching one's ballbag over your mouth and chin while yelling "get over here!". If it results in an orgasm you then yell "flawless victory!"
"This chick was going down on me, next thing I know she gave me the Scorpion"
The Scorpion by ....wait, what? December 19, 2014

The scorpion 

To sit facing the toilet and take a dookie on the bottom of your feet then when this is done the person leans forward with the assistance of there hands to gain momentum and fling the hot load into the toilet over their head.
i didnt know there were so many ways to poo! Today i tried The scorpion and it was amazing!All these pooping positons just spice things up!

The Scorpion 

When a man before,during, or after sex takes his finger and fish hooks the females mouth, anus, or vagina pulling it towards his crotch region to insert his penis all while saying very loudly "GET OVER HERE" like scorpion from mortal kombat . This can be preformed with or without the female's consent This must be preformed while the female is conscious or else this would be classified as a "Creepy Crawler"
"Yo my friend almost gave his girl the scorpion after senior dress up day"

"i live in a giant bucket"
The Scorpion by Sketchy Steve December 31, 2007

the scorpion 

The scorpion is performed by two perpetrators on a victim: one perpetrator gives the victim a double titty twister from behind, causing the victim to instinctively arch his back. When this happens, the second perpetrator punches the victim in the ballsac.
Mike: Did you hear what happened to Jared?
Pete: Yeah, he got the scorpion!
the scorpion by Wang Bandit June 27, 2008

The Scorpion Party 

The Scorpion Party believes in creating a homeland for the white race without undesirables (Jews, blacks, Asians etc.), unlike most the Scorpion Party doesn’t believe in slavery because you cannot tax slaves. The Party believes that the state must come first and that all individual liberties and rights must be cast away for the preservation of the state. The Party seeks to eradicate the following ideologies: Fascists, Communists, Anarchists, Progressives, Liberals, Neoconservatives, Socialists, Democratic Socialists and Centrists, these ideologies have been nothing but disastrous for the human race and need to be eradicated as soon as possible.
PCM USER: Aye have you heard of The Scorpion Party?
2ND PCM USER: Yea I voted for them in the last election!
PCM USER: BASED!!!!

The Scorpion Stinger 

The Scorpion Stinger deserves more attention, he is that underrated
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
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