when a female lays on a couch or bed in the spread eagle position with her butt slightly in the air so that the male may mount her in a gargoyle position so that the bottom of their thighs are touching. He may the begin to penetrate downward almost like a scorpion.

When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods

One of the greatest classic rock bands. They have over 20 albums and my favourite album by The Scorpions is Acoustica

the only effective policing force in South Africa.

The act of stretching one's ballbag over your mouth and chin while yelling "get over here!". If it results in an orgasm you then yell "flawless victory!"

To sit facing the toilet and take a dookie on the bottom of your feet then when this is done the person leans forward with the assistance of there hands to gain momentum and fling the hot load into the toilet over their head.

When a man before,during, or after sex takes his finger and fish hooks the females mouth, anus, or vagina pulling it towards his crotch region to insert his penis all while saying very loudly "GET OVER HERE" like scorpion from mortal kombat . This can be preformed with or without the female's consent This must be preformed while the female is conscious or else this would be classified as a "Creepy Crawler"