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the rural 

PEI's best high school, no debate. We have legendary rugby teams, insane prom parties, Tim's right around the corner, decent electives, chill gym teachers, and all our parents went there too. We're willing to deal with the crappy parking because we can turn up to UPEI in red and white to watch TOSH lose the basketball game.
Blue does it better? Nah everyone knows Rural's where it's at

There's so many grade 10s at the Rural I can't even walk

Did ya hear Rural won another provincial banner
the rural by Tim's fan June 25, 2019
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The Rural Juror 

A film based on a Kevin Grisham novel starring Jenna Maroney as Constance Justice, a lawyer. It's the prequel to Urban Fervor. Liz & Co had trouble pronouncing the film's title and this has been used as a running joke throughout the series. It is also the title of the tenth episode of 30 Rock.
Jenna: Does Jack Donaghy even know I'm in "The Rural Juror"? Maybe if he knew I had a film career, he would treat me with more respect.
Liz: I will tell him. I will tell him that you are in a feature film called "The Rur Jur".
The Rural Juror by fungdark August 20, 2010

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I touched my "The Rural Dictionary Mug" and it turned into the darn The Urban Dictionary Mug

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008