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The Promised Land 

1.) A place in where a person finds to be so desirable with its decadence and purity, it is oftentimes only dreamed about.

2.) A “Heaven” or likeness of.

3.) A place with which “God” “rewards” those who have done well and live by a high code of moral ethics.

Examples:

a.) The New Jerusalem (Bible)
b.) A Picturesque Vagina, enclosed by full and soft labia, that tastes sweet like honey (ref. “The Land of Milk (breasts) & Honey (sweet juices produced by said picturesque vagina).)
c.) The Mall (for all teenage girls circa 1990’s)
d.) The Local Bathhouse (for everyone from cake boys to bears in the gay community of yesteryear- today no one wants to get the HIV or any plethora of other STD’s rife in these places where promiscuity and barebacking (no condoms) are the unspoken golden rule.
1.) Oh man, finally after a month of serious wining and dining, Becky led me to The Promised Land! It was heavenly!!!
2.) Ricardo, you simply must go to Off Chute in AZ, bountiful booties at every corner, it is truly The Promised Land!
3.) After baby Jesus comes for the 144,000, He will lead them to The New Jerusalem, The Promised Land written in the book of Revelation.
The Promised Land by BekahBooVT March 22, 2020
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getting my man to the promised land 

Taking his virginity aka fucking him
You can sub man for partner or woman
Person 1: Where were you last nigh?
Person 2: Getting my man to the promised land

the Promiseland 

In reference to someone coming back to their hometown
or
A term of endeerment for the town they left behind
Man 1: Dude, I'm coming into the Promiseland now!
Man 2: Welcome back.

Man 1: Whered you say you were from?
Man 2: This little village on the other side of the hill, place was the Promiseland

promise land
the Promiseland by Joker King June 11, 2011