The Pretzel

When two straight males take their flaccid penises in such a way that it looks like a pretzel dog.

Yo man, I just did the pretzel with my bros last night. Pretty fun, I'd say.

by Booty Wizard January 15, 2017

The Pretzel

Fucking oneself with own feet thus looking like a pretzel.

"Oh, man. I was with Sally last night, we were having sex, then she did The Pretzel!"
"No way, dude! How did she do it?!"
"I don't know, but it was way hot."

sex love cute

by Penrose August 17, 2014

The Pretzel

Doin the pretzel to a girl is when you put your dick in a pretzel and stick it in her PUUUUSSSSAAAAAYY!

Akhtar: "so dude i was at a party and this babe was all over Petroski and you know what she said... tell em Petroski"

Petroski: "she was like Petroski why don't you turn your dick into a pretzel and stick it up my PUUUSSSSSAAAAYY!"

thats "The Pretzel"

by B.i.g. Pappa March 10, 2009

The Pretzel

The Pretzel is the practice of a girl pooping halfway.The male then gives the poop head then shoves it back into the girls butt.

"Please will you do the pretzel with me?"

by blinkavaplus44gc March 18, 2008

salting the pretzel

When a girl snorts a line of coke off a mans dick or out of her snatch.

Joanna is a sick bitch. She loves salting the pretzel after salting her own!

by Salty Pretzel February 8, 2014

desalting the pretzel

When a guy jizzes all over himself, lets it dry, and then has his sex partner lick it off.

"yo man laura was desalting the pretzel, what a dirty slut"

by thefantasticmrfoxycleopatra October 2, 2011

Bit the Pretzel

To completely fumble a near-perfect situation with a female.

That girl was so into Gary until he managed to spill his red wine all over her red dress. He bit the pretzel.

by gary the pretzel December 19, 2011